Egg masturbator - masturbator in a plastic case by TENGA - review by chicagonative

My boyfriend and I had every intention of making a video review of this, beginning with him unwrapping it, since it was a Christmas present for him. However... well, let's just say that after six weeks of not seeing him, we were a bit anxious to begin!

This toy is obviously meant to be used on the male penis. It can be used in solo play or in a couple situation, as we did. It's meant to be held in the hand, and how tight you make your fist directly influences how much friction the penis will receive from the toy. This toy will do nothing for the ladies, that much is a given.

It's made of silicone. It's very smooth and squishy. At first, I didn't know how on earth it would make my boyfriend feel anything, but according to him, it far exceeded his expectations. This is the first toy he's ever used, so I'm truly happy it was a good experience for him. The inside of the egg was ridged with smooth little lines, almost like the inside of a vagina, which is why I chose the Silky texture, because I wanted his first time using one of these to be more life-like in terms of sensations.

When you see it online, you think it'll be bigger than it really is. It's literally only a little larger than a real Grade A Large egg. But don't let that fool you. This thing stretches. I was skeptical at first, but it was actually kind of funny to see. Since the material is white, when you slip it onto the penis and pull down on it to stretch it, the area that's pressed against the head of the penis becomes clear as it stretches, so as you continue the up and down motion, the top of the egg rapidly changes between white and flesh-toned.

I think this toy is best used by those of small to average length. It would work for smaller guys and for bigger guys, too, but maybe not as well. My guy is average, around 7 inches, and he'll be able to get two, maybe three more uses out of it. A larger guy would probably only be able to get one use out of it, and smaller guys would probably get several. So for larger guys, only being able to use it once or twice might not be worth the money.

The toy, in my opinion, is very discreet. You can just put it back in its shell, and it looks like a regular Easter egg. This would be a great gag gift for Easter, I think!

The egg is very stretchy, so how tight it gets depends entirely on how tight you squeeze your hand.

Well, I can't speak for myself here, but according to my boyfriend, the feeling was way more than he expected. Since we don't have sex without a condom, he doesn't really know what I feel like inside, but he agrees that the inside of the egg is a close approximation. The Silky egg is a good choice to go with if you're looking for vaginal textures.

What I didn't like was the lube that came with it. There was way too much, and it kept leaking out and going down into his hair. If they gave you half as much, it would be perfect.

I would assume it's waterproof, as it's silicone and doesn't take batteries, but we didn't try it in the water.

This toy is very easy to turn inside out and wash. As long as you use water-based lubricant, it'll clean pretty easily with soap and water. Then let it dry and stick it back in its shell to either store or throw away.

The toy is packaged in a cute little white plastic egg, like the ones you get on Easter. It has a cute plastic wrap around it, with instructions and the label. The instructions on this are in English, and they're very simple and easy to follow. Once opened, you pull out the plastic insert that holds the package of lube. Most of these instructions are in Japanese, but that's okay; they're the same ones that were on the outside of the egg. It really doesn't take a genius to know what to do here. I think this would make a very cute gift for a special someone (especially on Easter!).

I'll have to do a follow-up review. I presented this to my boyfriend soon after he walked through the door on December 31, 2011. We hadn't seen each other since Thanksgiving. I got naked, he got naked, I found out how tiring it is to jerk a guy off, so he started to do it with the egg, but halfway through it, our lust took over us and we grabbed a condom and finished. He didn't have a chance to orgasm with the egg, so we'll try again and I'll do a follow-up!