Inside Textures

Wavy: waves of ripples
Clicker: pattern of nodules and nubs
Spider: ribbed spider web pattern
Silky: horizontal ridges woven together
Stepper: alternating wedges create strong gripping when going in and out
Twister: swirling patterns like a tornado

Dimensions

• Length of egg is 2.75in/6.98cm

• Circumference of egg at widest point is 6.75in/17.14cm

• Insertable length of sheath expands to approximately 10.5in/26.67cm

• Width of sheath expands to approximately 5in/12.7cm


What a goofy weird thing. This is all bumpy on the inside. Like huge skyscraper looking thing with bumps all over. I can't figure out, use with its bumps inside, or flip it smooth side in and use the thing to make me bigger inside my woman. So which is it, a girth increaser or a toy to splooge inside?

Be careful when using with no lube. This sucker will suck to your guy and won't let go. If you kind of like that stuff, pull the cap open wide, slip it over your big guy friend, hard or soft, it doesn't matter. Then pull on the tip. The egg won't come off at all and there's some fun pulling action on your big friend. That is, if you like that kind of thing.

With lube those nubs work on your guy. They don't make it sore. More action than with the smooth egg. It holds the splooge really well, unless you're Peter North - then nothing will contain what you squirt. A flip inside out in the sink, a little soap, let 'er dry out, and you're good to go for the next time.

So if you want your little buddy to be wider, I'm thinking this fills the bill. Careful though, your little buddy will look really weird with this nub side in. There's all kinds of lumpy bumps all over it. If your woman finds that attractive, you better marry her because she really loves you, or get on a frequent whatever program with her. So if you don't lube this thing, it sticks pretty darn tight to my guy. I don't think I'd leave it at the altar of her inner love area. But lube the heck out of the outside so she might just get a big old love fest out of this. I don't know how she'd react to the nubs being out. They might hurt?

Anyway, this is a cheap toy to pleasure yourself. There's a little repeat play value here. I suggest that you lube that baby up and push yourself in through the hole. There's a great feeling when your tip goes passing through that hole and rubs everything.

Also, you'll end up with lube on your hand no matter how careful you are. So have a towel handy. I hate it when I have lube on my hand and try to click my mouse.

This still has no cons. It is an amazing product that any guy or couple should have, because it isn't always about the woman!