Well, we know the drill: boy meets girl, boy marries girl, boy and girl have kids and boy never gets laid again. Well, this toy helps ease the pain of those lonely years you'll spend in your man-cave watching Christy Canyon and Ron Jeremy do the 80's bump for the 400th time.

Use it alone or with a sandwich in the other hand, it won't complain. Feels like having real sex, if you can remember what that is like. Easy to clean up--I just hose it off man-style, hang it up in the garage, and tell the wife it's some kind of cleaning appliance; she'll never touch it.

In all seriousness, it's a great toy, loads of fun, and fits the bill when you need a little something extra to brighten your day. The material is nice, smells fine, and the container is very easily tucked away. Would like to get the wife to use it on me...thought it might take a few dozen roses and a necklace or something.

I've owned the bigger Fleshlight but left it in a hotel during a business trip. Hopefully, the housekeeper just tossed it. So if you're like me, a nice guy who decides to cheat on his wife with appliances instead of real people, this could be a good starting point for you to see if you enjoy it. If you like this toy I suggest moving up the Fleshlight line and then maybe into your fake vaginas--although, that's kinda like the advanced version of where this thing starts off.

The price is great, Eden's customer service is wonderful, and it's about time you treated yourself to something. So I say why should women have all the fun with their giggly toy parties and access to 1000 vibes and dongs? It's about time men took a stand and demanded an option to their hand.