Girls Talking? Yeah, Not So Much.

For a mainstream porn, "Girl Talk" does a great job. The scenes (aside from the first one) are perfect in length, the acting is believable, and the picture quality is great. The mixture between plot and sex scenes is great too.
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Pros
Cute plot, Good balance of sex/plot, Scenes good length, Pretty natural bodies
Cons
Squeaky couch in last scene, Unrealistic plot, Lack of female orgasms
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review


"Girl Talk" is a two-disk DVD set that features Kayden Kross as the main star. This is mainstream porn intended for viewing by a male. The set includes a Blu-Ray and regular DVD for viewing. The movie includes Mike Blue, Sara Stone, Loni Evans, Lily LaBeau, Charles Dera, and Scott Nails all in sexual roles. Kayden is the only one who gets two scenes. The movie is one hour and 47 minutes long with at least one hour and thirty minutes of that being pure sex scenes. There are five sex scenes on this DVD. This DVD is produced by Digital Productions and directed by Robby D. This movie is made in 2010, so it's a very new movie.

This was our first Blu-ray porn ever. The boyfriend has a serious Blu-Ray fetish, so of course, we watched the Blu-Ray version. As you can see, this DVD comes with a regular DVD and a Blu-Ray version which means there are two separate disks. We played this Blu-Ray on our PS3 with no problems. I re-watched the movie on the regular DVD on my computer with no problem. It was interesting to watch the Blu-Ray because the high-resolution is honestly higher-resolution than real-life. It's very sharp and very crisp, but it doesn't feel like too much. It feels like just the right amount. It's interesting since you can see the facial pores on the actresses as well freckles or any scars they may have.

The plot is giggle-worthy. A guy is in love with his roommate, so when his roommate shoes him out so the girls can have a "girl's night" out, he comes back with his best friend both dressed as girls. The "girls" are let into the party with no second guess - even with the two of them keep talking as guys and hitting on the girls. The plot wasn't believable at all, but it was cute and basic enough for a porno. I went between feeling like it was a humorous plot to sometimes feeling like the movie was portraying females as stupid. However, I settled on humorous, and it was neat to watch. I wouldn't call it amazingly funny, but it was definitely "cute". It had a nice balance between plot and sex. The plot was very minimalistic with only about three or four minutes between each scene.

Instead of going scene-by-scene (which will just be repeating of the same thing), I'll just give you the general overview. All of the scenes include vaginal sex and the majority include blowjobs. A couple include oral sex on the female. They follow the basic "sex scene structure", but they are rigidly adhered to it like some boring sex scenes can be. Instead, there's a nice mixture between everything. Sometimes they some penetration and give a blowjob or stop penetration to play with her nipples. It's nice to see a good mix-up of the sex in a scene. Digital Playground did a good job with it. I will say that I wish I would have scene female pleasure in the scenes. I know females take longer to orgasm and everything, but with the magic of cinema, it could be put into the film and would make me, as a female viewer, much happier with the porn. As a small oversight, I feel it necessary to mention that the couch in the last scene had some serious squeaking issues that were distracting to the scene. It kinda sounded like it was raining with the constantly squeaking.

The first scene is Kayden Kross and Tony Ribas, and this scene seemed to go on really, really long. It got boring honestly. They were nice and romantic with Tony being vocal which is nice. I was happier to see that the rest of the scenes were much shorter. The second scene is Lily LaBeau and Manuel Ferrara in a pizza boy and paying customer scene. This one made me giggle since the guy seemed more interested in the money than getting laid. The third scene is Charles Dera and Sara Stone. Charles is supposed to be a male escort which made me wonder she Sara spent such a long time giving him a blowjob. The fourth scene is Loni Evans and Scott Nails while Scott is still in a dress (which was hot). The fifth scene was Kayden Kross and Mick Blue on the squeaky couch.
Experience
The extras on the disk include scene selection to go to your favorite scene, trailers of all of their movies (with the abilities to choose which trailer to watch), a behind-the-scenes feature which was pretty fun (but not really humorous) to watch, and a gallery of pictures. The credits were humorous to me since the boyfriend and I remarked "The internet made this DVD" since some of the production guys used "screennames" such as "Not Nick P XXX", "Noodles", "Inspector 34", and "Big Pappa".

I think, for a mainstream film, "Girl Talk" ends up being a pretty good DVD. I wish there would have been more female orgasms or just female orgasm in general, but the sex scenes were nice and exciting compared to other mainstream films. There wasn't kink or anything included, but the DVD still kept the sex scenes amusing by pairing it with an interesting plot. I liked all of the stars - even Loni Evans whose hair kept making me think Snooki was in a porn. I don't know if I'd say that it had a high "rewatch" rating from me, but that's just because I like more than just basic sex in my sex scenes. Most of the females had natural breasts, and overall, it was just one of the better mainstream porns out there.
Follow-up commentary
I am just not that fond of this DVD. It was an okay watch for the first time, but I won't be rewatching it anytime soon. I do remember the plot and the story, though, which shows me that it had some memorable aspects to it.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Contributor: Shellz31
    I can't wait for mine to arrive tomorrow. Nice having both Blu-ray and normal DVD - feel spoilt.

    Nice review
  • Contributor: MR Chickhabit
    i liked it as well, not too cheesy, and really hot sex.

    wish i could see blue ray though.
  • Contributor: namelesschaos
    Nice review. Mainstream but solid seems to be the consensus.
  • Contributor: Airen Wolf
    Looking forward to watching this!
  • Contributor: Mr. E
    Yes, Loni Evans' hair also reminded us of Snooki.
    We also enjoyed this one.
  • Contributor: C4ss
    Thanks for the review.
  • Contributor: Lion
    Thank you for the nice review.
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