Climax bursts toy cleaner - toy cleanser by Topco Sales - review by Ms. Spice

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I liked this toy cleaner and highly recommend it to anyone who is looking for a better alternative to soap and water. It only takes a small amount to give your toys a cleaning and conditioning, and also gives your toy a subtle aloe scent. It can also clean almost all toys, male and female.
Vitamin E beads, affordable, pleasing scent, good cleaner.
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This product is a antimicrobial cleanser, or in layman's terms, a kick ass cleaner for all your toys that go in your nether regions.

My favorite thing about this cleanser is that it does a better job at cleaning than your traditional soap and warm water. The cleanser's active ingredient is triclosan, which works as an antimicrobial agent. Other ingredients, which are inactive ingredients, are acrylates copolymer, ascobyl palmitate, chromium hydroxide greens, cocamidopopyl betaine, coco-glucoside, disodium EDTA, fragrance , glyceryl oleate, hydroxypropyl, methylcellulose, iron oxides, lactose, mannitol, polyquaternium-7, propylene glycol, SD alcohol 40, sodium C14-16 olefin sulfonate, sodium hydroxide, sodium laurenth sulfate, tocopheryl acetate, and water.

The cleanser has a pleasant smell, which smells like soap with a hint of aloe. I used it on all my toys, which are made of plastic, jelly, silicone, TPR, and a silicone mix. It cleaned all my toys thoroughly, including my Fun Factory smart balls. With my smart balls, I usually require a toothbrush to clean it with soap and water, but with Climax Burst Cleaner, I did not require anything but the cleanser itself to get into the nooks and crannies. When I used it with my jelly toys, it cleaned them thoroughly and actually alleviated the smell they had. (Remember, jelly toys and toys made of TPR cannot be completely sterilized, so it's still a good idea to use a condom even after a thorough cleaning.) I tasted my toys after I cleaned them and I concluded that it's probably best not to use your toys orally if you use this cleaner. Unlike many water based cleaners, it is not runny but has a slightly thick consistency. The cleanser also included Vitamin E beads which moisturize your toys-when you use regular soap and water, the toy tends to dry out faster and will begin to break down.

Now how do you use the cleaner? Apply a little bit onto your toys (about the size of a dime on toys that are about 5 inches long), and rub the cleaner all over the toy. There are small vitamin E green and yellow beads; when all the beads are popped and rubbed onto the toy, then you can wash off all the cleanser under warm water. After the toy is washed, make sure to either air dry it or dry it with a paper towel. Because the cleanser has a thick consistency, you know the toy is completely cleaned when it is no longer slimy. This cleanser is appropriate to be used on all toy materials.

I liked the packaging of this cleanser; many cleaners are packaged in an unattractive spray bottle. This toy is packaged in a 4 oz bottle with a nozzle and pop top that protects the liquid from pouring out of the bottle. The pop top can be opened with one hand easily. The nozzle is green and the side of the bottle has Climax Bursts written upon the sides. The bottle also has anti-bacterial toy cleaner written in small print on the front and on the back. It is incredibly discreet and only an incredibly informed person would be able to deduct that the product is a sex toy cleaner. When you're done using the product, pop the cap back into place, and wipe off the top because there will be a little bit of cleaner on the top of the nozzle.

When I got my cleaner, it was packaged in a small plastic bag alongside with my Fun Factory Striped Pleasure Can. So, the packaging is incredibly minimal and is not intended for long term storage.

Because it is 4 onces, you will not be able to take it on airplanes as a carry on item. It can, however, be carried in purses, luggage, large pockets, etc. It should be stored in a dark, cool place. I store in my desk drawer and it does not any issue of attracting dirt, lint or hair to either itself or to other toys that it may be stored with.
I really liked this cleanser for a lot of reasons. It's incredibly affordable and definitely worth its value; because it takes such a small amount to clean, it should take a few months before you run out and have to buy another. I liked the Vitamin E in the cleaner because they will help preserve the longevity of my toys lives, especially my silicone toys, which have a tendency to dry out when using just soap and water. It has spectacular scent, but is subtle enough that you can't smell it unless you put the toy up to your noise; it also reduces the smell of all my jelly toys. I also like the packaging because it's simplistic and ensures that the cleaner not to spill out of the container. Overall, it is a spectacular product and is a better alternative to soap and water.
Follow-up commentary
This is still my favorite cleanser for all my toys. I've had it for about two months and I still have about 3/4 of a bottle left. Since I use a couple toys every week or so, this is a much more economical investment than using soap and water.

I found that after I cleaned all my toys, the cleanser still leaves the subtle, pleasant scent that I remarked upon when I first got it. It goes away when aired out for a couple hours, but I like it much better than soap and water. I'm also still a big fan of the vitamin e beads, because all my silicone toys still look as though I bought them today.

This product was provided at a discounted price in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Couples
    • Everyone
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Bath / shower
  • Features
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    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • None
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    • Toy cleaner
    • Use on all toys
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    I haven't tried any toy cleaners before, but seriously considering getting this to test out.

    Great review
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    Good review, thank you
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    Thanks for the review! I think mine was faulty.
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    I'm still not entirely sure how vitamin E is going to do anything for my toys ;/
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