Climax bursts toy cleaner - toy cleanser by Topco Sales - review by *Huxley*

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What is this stuff anyways?

I have zero complaints with the Climax Bursts. I believe it lives up to its claims and have yet to experience anything negative to rate it less then 5 stars. It doesn't dull the sheen of your lovely silicone dildo and doesn't leave spots on your glass plug. Your grandma would be impressed with your versatile cleaning skills. It's quite lovely.
Clean, small, economical, scent, gel, thick, works!
It *could* leak.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review
What makes this toy cleaner different than other products out on the market? It's an antibacterial soap. It will destroy bacteria or suppresses their growth (depending on which strain), leaving your toys fresh and so clean-clean. It is a thick gel. It wont drip off, cause over spray, or leak into battery compartments, nooks, and crannies. It is easily controllable. It smells great! It's like your toys just came in from an adventure prancing though citrus fields. It's not overwhelming and nice even for the most sensitive noses. It has bursts. These little green and yellow bursts moisturize with vitamin E, which helps prevent your little ditties from drying out, cracking and keeping them look youthful. It also works as a great indicator. If the green is gone, you know all residue is gone. It's compatible with all toy materials! No need to worry if you will damage your silicone or jelly. This is a one trick pony! The pop top of the bottle is ergonomically correct. It's super easy to open and close. A light tug on the top and it's open. A gentle press down and it's closed. How simple is that? Its priced right and is economical. $7.99 for 4 fluid ounces is not too shabby. You need a pea sized dollop to get started (lots of dollops in there!), and usually that's enough to get the job done. This bottle will last a long time. The design isn't obvious. You could leave it anywhere without shame. The plastic bottle (not counting the cap) is 5" inches tall, 5" inches around, and has a 1 3/4" diameter. The cap is an additional 1 1/2" inches in height and 5" inches around. The bottle is #1 recyclable. The cap is not.

So, whats inside Climax Bursts toy cleaner you ask?
Water is used as a solvent, in which it dissolves many of the ingredients. It also helps to form emulsions thus combining ingredients.
Triclosan 0.30% w/w* is an antibacterial and anti-fungal agent.
Acrylates copolymer* is a type of synthetic rubber. It is used as a stabilizer.
Ascrobyl palmitate is a fat-soluble form of ascorbic acid, or vitamin C. It is used as a preservative. Keep in mind that ascrobyl plamitate oxidizes (i.e. goes bad) when exposed to light, heat, and air.
Cellulose is a inactive filler. It is used as a thickener and stabilizer.
Chromium hydroxide green is an insoluble pigment made from the metal chromium.
Cocamidopropyl Bectaine* is a amphoteric detergent, which is a detergent. It has antibiotic effects, as well as anti-static properties(conditioning). It is also used as a thickener.
Coco-glucoside works as a surfactant, foaming agent, conditioner, and emulsifier. It also works as a anionic surfactant (mixing water/oil to rinse), as a emulsifier. It also enhances the properties of primary cleansing and moisturizing agents.
Disodium EDTA is used as a water softener and detergent enhancer.
Fragrance*: mmmm smells!
Glyceryl oleate helps to form emulsions by reducing the surface tension of the substances to be emulsified. It also functions as a skin conditioning agent.
Hydroxpropyl methylcellulose has a huge amount of uses. It can be used for a pacifying agent, slip modifier, viscosity increasing agent, emulsion stabilizer, binder, abrasive as well as an anti-caking agent.
Iron oxides are naturally occurring mineral deposits. These compounds are used as pigments in personal care products.
Mannitol helps in absorbing moisture and preventing things from getting sticky.
Methylchloroi is a preservative. It is used to prevent or retard bacterial growth.

*this ingredient has been known to cause irritations in some.
When shipped from Eden Fantasy's, it will be shipped in a plastic bag. I recommend keeping it in a plastic bag when traveling. It could easily leak. I personally have yet to have it leak on me, but you never know.

It does have a foil seal under the cap. All you have to do is unscrew the top and peel it off. Replace the cap, and you are ready to go.

I did notice that because of the packaging it could be mistakable for other Climax Burst lubes. I would suggest to keep it away from lubes so you don't accidentally grab it and rub some on. Although most ingredients are safe for skin, I think we all know that antibacterial soap in your vagina/anus or on a penis is not encouraged.

The gel is very thick. It does not drip and moves only where you put it. It makes a lovely lather and rinses clean. It works better than soap and water, and gives you an edge to killing bacteria. It also helps with keeping your toys looking new since it has moisturizing properties. I have used it on various materials and have yet to complain. It works equally well at getting all sorts of bodily fluids off, dry or wet.

To clean: A pea size dollop is a generous amount to get started. Rub it on your toy with a soft lint free cloth or hand. Rub it in for about 30 seconds and rinse. Repeat if needed. Let your toys air dry before storing. Easy!
Follow-up commentary
I really need to stock up with this stuff in case of a discontinuation or apocalypse.
It works great, never gets cloudy, leak or go rancid. It smells lovley and cleans exceptionally well. Not to mention LASTS FOREVER- A must have for any toy collector. :)
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  • ToyTimeTim
    Very nice review!
    My one and only toy cleaner, I would cry if I could not buy it.
  • *Huxley*
    I would too. I really like it. I have yet to find anything even close to being as controllable and great as this stuff. Keep it coming Topco!
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