I haz the Rawr!

Squirters rejoice! Finally a product to keep the wet spot away. Everyone should invest in one of these. It really will not disappoint.
Soft, waterproof, well made
A little crinkly when you first get it
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


Finally. The end of the dreaded wet spot is here! I really could not be more thrilled. You see, I am a squirter. Although this is a great thing for some, I freaking hate the mess. So, I avoid it at all cost. I yell at the man "don't make me squirt! I don't feel like changing the sheets!" and he does it anyways and I am left with a soaked towel and wet sheets.

Not any more. Now before fun we just toss the Throe on the bed and go to town without any worry at all.

The Throe is perfect for any mess you toss at it. Whether it be massage oil, too much lube, or a geyser of ejaculate, it can take it. When you are all done, it can be washed and put away for the next romp.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Bedroom / on a bed
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly

Design / Craftsmanship / Material

The blanket is 54 by 71 inches. When lied out lengthwise on my king sized bed, it covers about about 3/4 of it. I can lie it sideways and it almost touches either end.

One side is a soft to the touch tiger print while the other is a beautiful black satin. Sandwiched in between those 2 cozy fabrics is a waterproof barrier. Although it is a wee bit crinkly when you first get it, after a couple of washes it really softens up nicely.

It is all reinforced nicely with a soft black border.The border is the same soft, plushy material as the tiger print. I went with the tiger print mainly because looking at it, it screamed *rawr*. It sort of made me chuckle and I just could not resist.

    • Discreet look/design
    • Well made / sturdy


When I first discovered the Throe here on EF, I knew I had to have it. Finally an end to the mess and I could enjoy my orgasms without worrying about what I have to clean up after. It does so all the while being soft and comfortable.

I intend to use it for picnics this summer as well as camping to keep the dampness off the bed while tenting.
    • Comfortable during use

Care and Maintenance

The Throe is machine washable. When you are done with it, just toss it in with your darks in cold water. Tumble dry on low. It is so easy to care for. And for storage, well, its a blanket. It looks like a blanket, feels like a blanket. Just store it in the linen closet and no one will ever be the wiser. It did come in a flimsy plastic box that you could store it in if you want but I don't bother.

    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store
Follow-up commentary
It really does save the sheets! The man has learned really fast to pull this out before sexy time or there is no squirting. Keeps lube mess to nothing as well. I love just being able to go to bed after sex now instead of having to change the whole bed.
This product was provided at a discounted price in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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    Thanks for this review!
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