A Tiger Ready for Love

Soft, sumptuous, and super absorbent, what more could you ask for! This blanket will greedily suck up any liquids you can throw at it leaving your bed clean and dry after fun time ends.
Easy to clean, stain resistant, and super absorbent
It can shrink if you forget to set the dryer on low heat and the satin side is slippery
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
The Throe comes in a big bulky box with lingerie clad girl, not offensive, but not discrete or good for storage either. The box's back label reads “Special moisture barrier slurps up love juices, lubes and leftovers while it protects your bedding.”

When it is first opened there was a strong plastic smell that lingered through first washing, but after the second wash no smell remained. The throe measures 54” x 71” and is made of lovely tiger pattern microfiber side and a sumptuous black satin side with an ultra absorbent barrier in the middle, so no matter which side is up it will absorb anything you throw at it, lube, massage oil, natural juices, and even a spilled glass of wine. It's soft and sensual to the touch, but a bit too stiff to use as an actual blanket.

Machine wash - cold water setting, dry on low heat, the low heat setting is VERY important; any higher than that and you risk damaging the absorbent core or shrinking the microfiber. Thus far, it's been stain resistant and easy to clean.

The microfiber side of this is so soft and smooth I’ve been laying on top of it just because I like how it feels against my skin. The satin side is nice, but a little too slippery during fun time; seriously, we slid off the bed. Unlike most blankets it doesn't attract fur, which is a huge bonus since my cats have decided to claim it as theirs when we aren't using it. All in all, I'm glad I bought it, but not sure it's worth the $85 price tag; since essentially it's a mattress protector with a fancy cover. If you can get it on discount then definitely grab it up, it's undoubtedly well made and awesome, just rather expensive.
This product was provided at a discounted price in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Contributor: Kayla
    I own one of these too and love it.
  • Contributor: Blinker
    "slurps up love juices"? Slutty blanket.
  • Contributor: ScottA
    We noticed a little "crinkle" with ours during use, but it's not too bad. I don't know if that's just ours or if they all do that.

    I didn't remember the label's words, but I do recall that it was surprisingly explicit for a blanket.
  • Contributor: Carrie Ann
    I'm finding I like ours more each time I use it but, yeah, the price vs what it actually is issue keeps me from loving it intensely.
  • Contributor: TacoODoom
    Scott, the tag on mine just had the liberator logo and the standard material/wash&dry info. I wonder if they changed it? I noticed the crinkle noise too, but it's not so bad that it distracts from whats going on.

    Carrie Ann, I'm hoping that it'll continue to soften with each wash and mabey someday i can snuggle up under it… live in hope...
  • Contributor: Lady Venus
    I love this! I want one soooo badly!
  • Contributor: Owl Identified
    “Special moisture barrier slurps up love juices, lubes and leftovers while it protects your bedding.”

    Oh. My. God. How has no one mentioned this hilarious detail before? I feel like sometimes reviewers neglect to hilarious/atrocious packaging sometimes, lol. I'm still waiting on my Throe...a lot of reviewers say the same stuff...that it's cool but probably not 85 bucks worth of cool. I'm still debating. Thanks for the review.
  • Contributor: Midway through
    I want a red and black one of these, though, I'm kind of worried that the crinkly sound that people keep mentioning will make it a turn off.
  • Contributor: Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
    Very good review
  • Contributor: (Re)tired Stripper
    Great review, I love the feel of these. But god, "slurps" and "love juices" are not sexiest terms!
  • Contributor: Maxx
  • Contributor: geliebt
    Thank you!
  • Contributor: Deidrenicole
    ha ha ha slurps! that's awesome good job!
  • Contributor: Tantric Tendencies
    Thanks for review.
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