Astroglide X silicone lubricant by BioFilm - review by georgemichael

Wetter than an otter's pocket!

Wow. I didn't know that stuff this slippery even existed. I am very pleased with this product and I will be happy to give Astroglide more of my business! :)
Slick and slippery, long lasting, makes sex more fun
None that I can think of!
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


I use this product for everything! Squeaky door hinges, achy muscles, headaches, etc. Not really, but this is the lube that my girlfriend and I use almost every time that we make love. I use this lube when I am inserting anything into myself (my girl isn't into toys so not her) or sometimes when I'm masturbating.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Foreplay
    • Masturbation
    • Sex
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Good for anal

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

This lube is perfect. It feels slippery and slick and just right. It adjusts to body temperature well and it doesn't feel too sticky or weird as it wears off... which isn't really a problem because it lasts pretty dang long. as I pour this onto my dick it wraps it in velvety smoothness which I can't compare to the feeling of anything else on earth. It seems that this lube is impossibly slick.
    • Slick
    • Smooth
    • Velvety

Taste / Aroma

The lube does have a tiny tiny bit of chemical taste, but this doesn't bother me in the least because I never taste it. The smell is non-existent and I am not bother by smell or taste anytime that I go down on my girlfriend after we have made love using this product.
    • Light taste
    • No smell


The lube lasts long! you only need to apply it before you stick it in and then MAYBE another time after about 15-20 minutes of intense sex. When using this to masturbate I always come a long time before the lube wears off. It feels smooth and sexy on your skin! Washing it off is a breeze and no matter how much you use, just rinsing the lube off with a little bit of water will remove it all and it leaves your skin feeling velvety almost like if you had just ran your fingers through very fine sand or rock climbing powder. The lube will come off doorknobs and other tricky spots with a paper towel or some toilet paper which makes clean up a total breeze!
    • Absorbs into skin nicely
    • Feels natural
    • Performance


The bottle is somewhat discrete. I live with both parents (I'm only 18) and I feel confident leaving the bottle lying around anywhere in my room because I'm sure that my parents would just think it was some sort of fancy lotion. The sticker comes off with ease which is a big plus if you are trying to be discrete about using this product. the bottle is inconspicuous and almost sexy, plus it opens and closes easily.
    • Can be opened with one hand
    • Discreet looking packaging
    • Easy to use / dispense

Personal comments

I love this lube a ton and it makes sex and anal play a lot of fun! my only complaint is that it cant be used with silicone, but honestly it IS A SILICONE LUBE so what the heck do you expect. I wish that they made water based lube this good (if anyone knows of one you have to tell me ;0)!


This is a great product and I am going to buy another bottle as soon as this one runs out, and maybe another one for backup and maybe even another one for travel... and another one to keep in my car for just in case... and maybe one for all my friends.. and I might stop by Costco to see if they sell this stuff by the gallon!
Follow-up commentary
I'm still loving it! I use this every time I have sex. If the dawn of a nuclear apocalypse is nigh, I will be running to my local supermarket to pick up a few bottles! :)
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  • Danielle1220
    Good review!!
  • Research
    Sounds like good stuff!
  • Fuck it.
    Great review! I'm amused by your follow-up being a day later. Still loving it? :p
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