Couture collection Amante - egg vibrator by Cal Exotics - review by littlered

She's A Strange Egg

As a female who is not easily satisfied when it comes to vaginal stimulation, this toy wasn't really for me, as it doesn't function as well as a clitoral stimulator. The physical appearance of this toy was also enough to turn me off before I even started.
Waterproof, Multispeed, Safe Material.
Weird Looking.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


This vibrator is different than any others that I have tried before. While its seven different functions do offer quite the variety, I am not particularly fond of this remote controlled toy. This toy is best suited for vaginal stimulation, but it could be used for clitoral stimulation, as well. I personally used it along with my other vibrator, which I wrote a review on, called "Bedazzled." Check it out. This toy is best accompanied with another toy. I don't think I could have reached a climax without something to assist this little guy along.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Sensory play
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • Clitoris
    • G-spot

Material / Texture

I didn't have any problems with the material of this toy. It is a scentless, smooth silicone bullet. I like silicone. It's got that nice velvety feeling to it. As far as texture and material, this toy is suitable for anyone, even beginners.
    • No odor
    • Rigid
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

I have to admit, the design of this toy was a total turn off for me. Upon taking it out of the package, the bullet is a little...questionable. It is a white egg, and attached to it is something that resembles a soggy Q-Tip. The part which resembles the soggy Q-Tip does have a purpose, and is used to pull out the egg when you are finished. I guess a soggy Q-Tip is better than a missing bullet.

I personally have problems reaching a climax vaginally, and this toy did not get me there. It is a nice size though, not too big, not too small, and I think others would probably be able to use this toy a little more successfully, supposing you don't have the same problem as me. It is discreet enough to hide, but it wouldn't be my first choice to bring along on travel, since it is a two piece set (bullet and controller) and you would probably want to bring along some lube, too.
    • Futuristic

Functions / Performance / Controls

The main attraction of this toy is probably the fact that it has seven different functions. And they are certainly varied. The vibrations are located all throughout the egg, but not in the Q-Tip. The Q-Tip just stays feeling strange and flaccid. It is also waterproof, which is an added bonus. You can control the vibrations using the small two-button controller. The only problem is that the toy is powered by three teeny tiny batteries, of which I have never seen the like of before receiving them with this toy. You would probably have to order the N batteries online if you wanted a new set, which I suppose is a little inconvenient for some folks. The Amante is not particularly loud, which is also nice. And once it's in you, the sound is even more muffled, and practically inaudible. Heh.
    • Discreet sound
    • Lots of variety in function
    • Multiple settings

Care and Maintenance

I love waterproof toys because they are so easy to clean. This guy can just get rinsed with some good ol' warm water and soap. Easy breezy.
    • Easy to clean
Follow-up commentary
I didn't get the opportunity to start liking this toy more. It stopped working after the first use! What a disappointment. A couple of days after my first try with the "Amante", I went to turn it on and all that I got was a single vibration, then nothing. I tried to turn it on a couple of times, but the same thing kept happening, until there was no vibration at all. Perhaps my toy was just a defect. Those types of things do tend to happen to me. Just my luck, hopefully not yours as well.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • mysecretcollection
    It looks like it would have been fun; sorry it wasn't your thing.
  • ToyGeek
    It's too bad this was a disappointment. An egg made of silicone sounds like such a good thing. Thanks for the review.
  • LikeSunshineDust
    Sorry it wasn't a good match for you.
  • Isabel0329
    You might want to consider the Couture Collection bliss by Cal Exotics if you're looking for a good remote egg. I've found that's pretty good.
  • I'll Miss You EF :(
    The batteries are dead. That is what the single buzz means. Buy new batteries and it will work again. Once I changed the batteries in mine it has lasted! The batteries that they sent weren't long lasting.
  • Kynky Kytty
    Yup, I had the same problem with mine, I quickly had to change the batteries.
  • LavenderSkies
    Thanks for the review!
  • lezergirl
    nice review
  • Tart in Tartan
    My husband surprised me with this toy the other night, and although I'm more likely to orgasm from clitoral stimulation than vaginal, I really enjoy this toy! However, I'm already facing the same issue with the battery not functioning properly. But judging from the other comments here, I'm hoping I can get a new set of batteries and be on my way to exploring this toy a little more!
  • toxie m
    Dead batteries after one use? What a drain!
  • Ms. Spice
    aw too bad it didn't work. thanks for the review tho
  • dezzydezire
    thanks for the honest review. i dont think i will be trying this one.
  • BellaDonna2884
    thank for the review
  • Ghost
    Looks cute.
  • MissCandyland
    Thanks for the review!
  • hillys
    thanks for the helpful review
  • CalebC
    Thank you for your dedication to the community!
  • KinkyNicki92
    Sorry you didnt like it
  • Lil
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