Happy Hooters - female intimate lotion by Doc Johnson - review by XxFallenAngelxX

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This item is definitely worth it. For 12.99, you can have a dry chest, breasts, back, and anything else that you may need to keep dry. Whether you are on a hot date, having a sensual night in the bedroom, or just exercising at home or in the gym -- you can't go wrong with this product. This one gets two thumbs up!
Superb dryness, Silky to touch
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review
I was patiently awaiting the arrival of my "Happy Hooters Female Comfort Lotion" by Doc Johnson.

I wanted to see what all the hype was about. It was packaged well, and had a safety seal on top that was easy to remove.

The bottle volume is 4.5 ounces, the actual weight when it arrived was about 0.4 lb. The bottle is smaller than a water bottle. I have added a comparison photo.

On the back of the bottle, it has directions for use and other information for Doc Johnson.

Apply approximately a quarter- sized amount to desired areas after bathing or as needed.
Reapply if necessary.

The bottle is travel friendly at almost 6 inches tall. It is a convenient rounded bottle that is easy to hold, and it also has a convenient flip top cap and the good thing about the cap is that you can't lose it, it is attached. The bottle is not discreet in design since it states Happy Hooters directly across the front of the bottle. If you have children or other people in your household and want to keep it discreet, I would suggest putting some tape over the front or a large sticker.

I always check the ingredients before using any products. The ingredients in "Happy Hooters" are:

Water (Aqua), Tapioca Starch Isopropyl Palmitate, Tocopheryl Acetate, Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Juice, Acrylates/C10-30 Alkyl Acrylate, Crosspolmer, Disodium EDTA, Fragrance (Parfum), Sodium Hydroxide, Colloidal Silver

I will always tell you to make sure that you read all of the ingredients to make sure that you are not allergic to anything used.

I opened up the bottle and checked out the the consistency. It felt like a baby lotion -- almost like the kind that I had when I was a child. I decided to get to the point and I slapped on some lotion onto my hand, I used about as much as the size of a cherry just to test it out before using on my breasts.

I couldn't quite put my finger on the smell of the lotion. It almost smelled like a deodorant that I have used in the past. In reality, this is like a deodorant lotion. I thought that it would leave a residue because of the way that it went on but I was worried for nothing. Once it dried, it was just so natural and I didn't have a sticky or greasy feeling. As for the scent, I do not love it but it does seem to grow on you after having it on for a while. I can stand it as long as it is keeping me dry, and that it does. For that benefit, I will definitely keep this around.

My partner rubbed his hand along it, and his first word was "silky". That immediately got a good rating. I then tried it on my breasts, and under them, I used an amount similar to the size of a half dollar because I have DDD/f cups so I need to use a little more than most. By the way, this bottle should last a while longer and if your breasts are average to normal size. Once I got the lotion rubbed in, I walked around topless a bit to let it dry naturally. It dried pretty quickly on my hand and my breasts.

I put on a tank top, and decided to jump on the treadmill to give it a try. I knew if anything could get me sweating fast (besides sex), it would be the treadmill. I stayed on the treadmill for about 25 minutes at a fast pace, and guess what? Where sweat used to be on my breasts, there was none! I rubbed my hand along my chest, and the same silky, dry feeling was still there. I was immediately wowed! My lower back was still wet, but my breasts were dry! I was happy with Happy Hooters! I then thought that I should try this outside because the temperature was 92 degrees. I knew that this would be the ultimate test. I went out and did some yard work. I also walked to my neighbors, and played with her children in 92 degree weather. I was still dry. This has definitely passed my tests, and the Happy Hooters Lotion is a keeper! It isn't just an antiperspirant, it is a silky lotion, so you are getting two great products in one. Something that I really liked about the product is that it has an expiration date and can safely last for 2 years. My expiration date is 1/23/14 and this product was made in the USA. If you are iffy about trying this, I will definitely tell you to go for it. You will not be sorry.
I believe that men could possibly use this product if they needed to. I made my partner try some out, Doc Johnson makes a comfort lotion for the males as well. It's called Nice Nuggets, I think that I am going to surprise him with some for himself.

After my partner stepped out of the shower, I said, "here, rub some on your balls." He looked at me as if I was crazy, but he went ahead and tried it. I couldn't resist helping out a little. Since he knows that this review is for Eden, he happily obliged when I asked him to get on the treadmill to try out the product. He stayed on for about 10 minutes running. Guess what? It worked! He liked the product, and asked me if he could have it. I giggled and said no and then I told him that I would buy some nice nuggets just for him. I did tell him that we could share until he got his. If this holds up for me and my partner at some very high temperatures that usually generate a lot of wetness, this is a product to keep in your closet at all times.
Follow-up commentary
I tried this before work this morning and it held up all day and is still going strong at almost 10 PM. Thanks so much for this product, Doc Johnson!
This product was provided at a discounted price in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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My Happy Hooters tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Back
    • Breasts
    • Buttocks
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  • puglove
    Fantastic review! The video was great! Thank you!
  • JackNit
    Great review
  • Wicked Wahine
    Thanks for the review & video! I have been searching for a product to help with the under bust sweating, it seems like forever! I just wish it came in an unscented formula darned it! I loved you telling your guy, "here, rub some on your balls." He He. This & it's companion product for men, should be sold in drugstores all over.
  • GingerSpice
    great pics and review thanks!
  • sXeVegan90
    Thank you for the review and video! I tend to sweat a lot in places I would rather not, so this sounds like a great product.
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