What do you call a hetero sexual guy who found himself looking forward to prostate examinations, colonoscopies, and enemas? Me... LOL.

Being in the late summer of life doesn't mean you can't try new things and follow some urges that you've been ignoring most of your life. In this case, following the occasional finger up the ass while masturbating, I was inclined to experiment more seriously with anal devices. I was always fascinated by the concept of using a butt plug. Trouble was, every plug I happened to see or search for seemed more like a butt exploding plug. Way too big to be safe and pleasant, at least for a beginner. That's when I happened upon the "Plug of Lust - small" at Eden Fantasies web site.

It was love at first site. Nice and small, smooth, translucent and inviting. I couldn't wait to give it a whirl. That's when the real fun began! Three times on three seperate occasions I tried to lube it up and work it in, but no enchilada. What's up with that I wondered? My wife always called me a starched shirt (my preferred dress attire), but a sphincter muscle that won't relax can be very irritating.

So I searched the cloud and next attempt tried some of the wonderful stuff I had read. I was relaxed with no stress apparent, had just done a dubbie and had some great Capri Anderson videos rolling. I applied lube, and massaged my anus gently, while softly pressing my muscles as if to take a bowl movement. Caution don't try this at home unless you've full and complete evacuation in the near term :-)). So... should be good to go right... not so fast!! The darn thing would still not clear my iron sphincter! :-((

If you've read my last review you already know I'm not one to give up without a fight, so I kept at it. Finally, I pushed very hard and like magic, the gates opened, trumpets sounded, and my anus gobbled up the plug! Holly shit, I thought, this is what I've been missing.

Needless to say at this point, there was a very happy ending achieved and I felt all my preparation was indeed worth while.

Can't help but wonder though if I'm different than most? Can't believe it should be this hard. I'm now searching for some sphincter relaxing spray or jell, so if anyone out there know of one that really works, I'd be very happy to hear from you.