Crystal jellies anal delight - anal probe by Doc Johnson - review by DiscreteKink

Mediocre at best

This toy is really mediocre. Not really any great selling points, but also not any great downsides. If you are interested in a very basic anal toy, this may be something that will interest you. The design and shape is nice, but the material is actually too pliable, making it difficult to notice the texture during intense play.
Well Shaped
Good Size
Material is too pliable
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


I personally feel the ridges on the toy make it good for thrusting. The design of it did not really make it good for giving you that full feeling while doing other types of play.

This toy would be good for anyone who enjoys anal play. Because the material is very accommodating and flexible, it can easily be used as a warm up toy, or a toy that will not risk any type of injury while thrusting.

This toy has a nicely flared end, which will prevent it from being lost in a place you definitely don't want it lost in.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Everyone
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal

Material / Texture

The material is very pliable. It is a little bit sticky when it is dry, which is very annoying because it can get dirty easily. It does have a slight odor & taste, nothing unexpected with a toy of this nature.

This texture is great for anyone and everyone, as long as you like this type of texture.
    • Porous
    • Sticky

Design / Shape / Size

The toy is designed with a set of ridges gradually increasing in size and finally tapering down to the base. This design works well, but unfortunately, because of how pliable the material is, I honestly found the ridges hardly noticeable. I feel if the material was a little bit more rigid, it might have been a better toy.

The physical dimensions may make this toy seem large, but because of how flexible it is, I would imagine it would be good for anyone interested in anal. It is also shaped well for anal play. It is easy to insert and thrust.

Not really that discreet, although it is not huge, wouldn't be to difficult to travel with.
    • Beginner


This toy is designed well, and the material is nice, but the material is also the toys downfall. Because of how flexible the material is, the texture is hardly noticeable, especially during vigorous play.

The bottom does seem to have a little capability for suction, but it is definitely nothing major. It is not going to hold it under any circumstance.
    • Easy to use

Care and Maintenance

This toy is made of jelly:

"Jelly material can't be sterilized like silicone-so no boiling water. Since jelly toys can't be sanitized they can't be shared-unless you put a condom over them. Clean jelly toys with the warm water and toy cleaner. Don't use strong soaps on them and keep in a cool dark place."


The toy should only be used with water based and silicone based lubes.
    • Hard to clean
    • High maintenance
Follow-up commentary
I guess I would say this one never did much for me. I actually have gotten rid of it, because I don't like to keep toys that I don't use.

The jelly material really hampers the ridged feeling when thrusting, and it is difficult to keep in if you were to use it like a plug.

All in all, really not that great of a toy.
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  • The Mother of a SiNner
    great review ty
  • married with children
    good review, thanks for sharing.
  • Geogeo
    thanks for the warning
  • Allstars316
    Thanks for the review!
  • Ryanne
    Thanks for the review
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  • RedKyuubi
    Thank you for the review
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    Thanks for the review on this!
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