Mr. Limpy extra small - packing dildo by Fleshlight - review by That Man from Mars

A Perfect Pecker

Soft, subtle, sexy, and realistic. The Mr. Limpy extra small is an amazing packing cock complete with realistic balls, looking and feeling like the real deal. It's easy to take care of and wonderfully low-priced with no lacking in quality.
Realistic, superskin, comfortable, easy to maintain.
Porous, could use more color variations.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


The Mr. Limpy Extra Small is a lifelike cock by Fleshlight made to be an everyday packer. Amazingly realistic, it creates the perfect natural crotch bulge and could probably easily pass a grab test. Nobody will question this penis when you whip it out, though they might question your mental wellness.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Everyone
    • Gender play
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
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    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly

Material / Texture

Mr. Limpy is made of an awesome material called 'superskin' that looks and feels almost identical to the real thing. It is soft, supple, and retains both body heat and natural smell well, making it all the more lifelike. The material is hypoallergenic, latex-free, and safe to wear daily. It is flavorless, and easy to maintain by washing it with water (no soap!) or occasional isopropyl alcohol, and giving it a generous coating of corn starch now and then. This is easily my favorite of the realistic materials out there, and given the price, you'd have to be crazy to not choose this item over all the rest of the packers available. Even the color is superb, though it would be nice to see a few more natural shades to offer to those with darker and lighter complexions.
    • Flexible
    • No odor
    • Porous

Design / Shape / Size

This cock looks very realistic, right down to tiny bumps where hair follicles would be on the testicles and the subtle rise of veins over the shaft. It is about as squishy as a real cock, flexible, smooth, and completely seamless. The shaft does stick out a bit, but it can easily be pressed down by just your underwear alone. The testicles are slightly thick in comparison to real ones, though not terribly so.

The cock is 3 1/2" long with a 2 1/2" shaft, a 4" circumference (1 1/4" diameter) and only weighs 0.3 lbs. The backside (both testicles and shaft) is smooth and flat, and the testicles themselves are about 1" thick.
    • Beginner
    • Discreet look/design
    • Realistic


Designed as a packer, this is not something used for penetration. That doesn't mean you can't enjoy a nice handjob or blowjob, of course, which can be very satisfying with the absolute realism of this little guy. Versatility in how big you want your bulge to be is nearly unmatched; just adjust the package higher or more between the legs, or slide the cock to the right or left, up or down over the testicles to make things more or less noticeable. This can pass a grab test or, hell, if you want to whip your dick out through your fly, can probably pass a casual bystander observing as the real deal. It would be nice if there was a bit more color variation, of course, so that it can appear more like your own bits, but for the price it can't be beat. The only issue is that it does need some decent strapping to keep in place, or you may experience the horror of your cock falling out your pants leg or sliding someplace cocks don't grow.
    • Comfortable
    • Easy to use

Care and Maintenance

As with all superskin items, this is porous and can be damaged by soaps. Wash with mild water and sterilize with isopropyl alcohol now and again. Powdering it with corn starch will help it to not wear down or become sticky. If you need to use a lube for whatever reason (though I can't imagine one), make sure it's water-based.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store


Mr. Limpy Extra Small came in a plain, clear little bag in a small, discreet box sent to me by Eden.
    • Discreet looking packaging
    • Minimal

Personal comments

This is by far my favorite material and my favorite packer. There's just something satisfying about feeling that nice, subtle, and natural bulge between your legs.
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  • Sir
    I loved your Use section, it made me laugh as I was editing this. Great review!
  • Love Perpetua
    Excellent review! Seriously, it kind of made me want one just to play with.
  • WhoopieDoo
    i kind of want one of these
  • Miss Anonymous
    Very good review! Thanks for sharing it with us!

  • IslandGoddess
    Lol this is so cute! Ty for the review
  • That Man from Mars
    Thank you everyone!
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  • Maxx
    thanks for the review
  • NoOneNosMe
    Thanks for the review
  • Jammin14580
    Nice review
  • scaredlittleboy
    Nice, funny review
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