Bandito - g-spot strap-on dildo by Fun Factory - review by aliceinthehole


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Bandito, Bandito: A LoveGod In-Cognito!

Finally, a dildo that doesn't look like a dick! No fake pubes, no bulging veins, just an abstract, aesthetically pleasing phallic object that happily fills my flower up with love.
Beautiful, easy care, safe, strap-on compatible, reasonably priced.
A little less girthy than my personal taste, though ample otherwise
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
This dildo is a godsend, an answer to prayers. After hours of searching, I finally found a dildo fit for a visual artist like myself, whose slight fear of real penises doesn't put off her need to have one inside her.

This toy is made of silicone, which is safe to use solo without a condom (but always use a condom when sharing with a partner or switching between orifices). Silicone will never smell or burn your poor pretty lady parts after using it. Its packaging serves dual purpose as a storage box, and it requires gentle cleaning with mild soap and water between uses: the most low-maintenance sex toy you'll ever find!

The curve of the Bandito is perfect for my G-spot, an absolute MUST for me in a dildo. What's the use of having something inside you if it can't hit your most important inner button? It offers just enough flexibility to allow for light bending while thrusting, allowing your cervix to relax; no harsh hard edges here to bruise your sensitive insides.

The design is flawless; the beautiful curves trailing their way up and down the shaft turn this dildo into a love-god. Honestly... this is no simple slipping in and out without feeling much more than when inserting a tampon, eh!? The lines twisting around the shaft are slightly raised, and add to the sensation of movement inside you.

The smooth swirling shiny lines on the shaft and the head are slightly more firm than the rest of the shaft. All in all, Bandito is made of a fairly pliable silicone, bendable completely forward and backward with a medium amount of effort.

The girth of the Bandito is 4.5" in circumference, the width of most average-sized dildos. The girth tapers off a bit after the head, and though it certainly pleasured me, for my personal taste I needed more. This little lack in girth is simply personal preference, though, so I won't knock my rating for Bandito just for that. In all other areas, it is quite perfect.

I'd like to note here that as with all curved G-spot toys, one should be careful not to turn the toy so that the curve is facing the sides of back wall of the vagina. This can lead to some discomfort, and the toy is not made to stimulate those areas.

The Bandito can certainly be used anally for those with experience -- it's quite girthy and textured for beginners-- and its well-flared base ensures safety during this type of use. You'll never have to fish it out or head to the ER.
The base also makes Bandito a great strap-on dildo. I bought this dildo as part of a strap-on harness set and can't wait to try it with pegging my boyfriend when he's ready, and for use with a threesome. It is strap-on compatible for o-ring harnesses that support dildos with 1.5" diameter.

The bottom of the base is said to be used for suction cup action, though I did find that feature quite dim. It will stick to a smooth wall or hard floor surface fine, but when you're pumping away on it, it takes no more than one good thrust to suck it off the wall and leave it sticking out of your body. Good for giggles, not for O's!
Bandito, baby, you're my go-to guy for masturbation, my 'Yes Man.' Its so sexy how you boldly stand up to my vigorous thrusting, time and time again!

And what a delightful addition you are to sex play. When my man is giving me anal or when he's already spent and I'm still ready to go, you are there, my trusty steed. Standing at attention, prepped for pumping me and my G-spot till stars shoot from my flower!
Follow-up commentary
This is still my favorite dildo. Bandito, you're my boy! I can't gush enough about this toy.
The only note I'd like to make here is really to be careful about cleaning underneath the 'head' and around the swirls because dirt can get up in those textures, in those tiny little grooves and be trapped, harboring bacteria and ultimately leading to infection.

I've boiled this toy twice since coming down with a yeast infection (once each time after use) and this is what I've found to be the best way to sterilize it between use, ensuring that I'm not encouraging bacteria to grow, or re-infecting myself the next time I use it. I recommend you do the same, as it is very simple and effective.

Also note that using it a few minutes after boiling provides an amazing warm feeling that is really unmatched. Try it out! You may be pleasantly surprised.
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My Bandito tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Gender play
    • Masturbation
    • Pegging
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom / on a bed
    • Play party
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Flared base for anal
    • Strap-on compatible
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • G-spot
    • P-spot
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