Bandito sex toy review

Holy crap, was the wait worth it. Now, I've played with a lot of g-spot toys in my day with no avail, but five minutes with Bandito's perfectly curved tip and bam, my very first g-spot orgasm! Can you beat that?! Check that one off my list.
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I was at work when Bandito slid across my desk. A red, white and blue USPS box, containing one soft silicone Fun Factory dildo. Of course, it didn't come at the end of the day so I could race right home and try it out. It conveniently came around 10 a.m. And it's not like I'm an accountant and can push sex from my mind while I crunch numbers. No, I work for a porn website and it happened to be a day to write reviews, which means watching movies. Yep, a full day of porno with Bandito sitting next to me, unable to join in. All day long, my eyes kept returning to Bandito' s cardboard home, throwing it furtive glances. When 5 o' clock rolled around, I was up and out, on my bike and pedaling my Bandito home to play before my computer had even turned off.

Holy crap, was the wait worth it. Now, I've played with a lot of g-spot toys in my day with no avail, but five minutes with Bandito's perfectly curved tip and bam, my very first g-spot orgasm! Can you beat that?! Check that one off my list.

I will admit that I was a little surprised to like Bandito as much as I did. I'm not much into the whole ethereal thing, which is what I originally got from this toy's lavender color and calming raised swirling patterns along the shaft. All a bit too celestial hippie vibe for me. But honestly, once inside doing its job, it didn't really matter what it looked like. And those swirls I initially questioned ended up feeling absolutely amazing when moving Bandito in and out.

Aside from feeling really good, Bandito totally got it right with the concave triangular base. It was really easy to get a good grip on this toy while going solo or fucking someone else. This is a really smart design for hard thrusting, which is just what I used it for. The base is also great for harness compatibility, helping the dildo stay firmly in place during even the roughest penetration we could muster.

I know I mentioned the g-spot lovin' earlier, but seriously, it's worth mentioning at least one more time if not more. Maybe it was a perfect fit of shaft length (insertable length 5 ½"), girth (4 ½") and curvature, or maybe just the right jerking off conditions; I don't know what made this toy work where others failed. All I know is that it did, and for that, Bandito and I are now best friends forever.

4 out of 5 stars. Works great! Weird looking.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Contributor: ThePornLibrarian
    I heart the Bandito.   Thanks for the recommendation friend!
  • Contributor: Miss Jane
    Sounds great! Nicely written review.
  • Contributor: C2C
    Thanks for the review, I've had my eye on this for quite some time, I think I need to make the investment.
  • Contributor: Trashley
    Fucking gorgeous. Thanks for the review!
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    loved the review
  • Contributor: Online
    great review!
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    great review!
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    Nice review, thankyou!
  • Contributor: Upskirt
    I really think Bandito is gorgeous...thanks for the review
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    Great review!
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    ty for the review!
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  • Contributor: eri86
    Great it worked so well for you.
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