This un-masked bandit stole my heart.

This is a great dildo to use as a strap-on with a harness for your lucky sexual partner, or to use manually on yourself or someone else. The base is the perfect size: easy to hold onto in the palm of your hand, and it still fits into an average size ring for a harness. In case it's not clear already, let me re-emphasize: THIS TOY IS AWESOME WITH A HARNESS. It really slams into your g-spot - obviously this is dependent on your individual body-type/preferences, but one of the things I love about this toy is the way that it's shaped, and I think it would lend itself to being very agreeable to many different bodies. I haven't used it anally, but if you like toys with a pretty hefty girth, maybe this would be up your alley (no pun intended....ok, pun intended a little bit).

This doesn't have or hold odor. Its smooth body makes it great for simulating oral sex: it feels just as great in your mouth as it does in your business (ok, maybe not JUST as good, but really good nonetheless). It isn't supposed to be a realistic toy, so it doesn't feel like skin, which is a great feature for this little guy. It's very firm but it has enough give to it that it doesn't hurt, and it's stiff enough to give you a large amount of pleasure while still being flexible enough to move with your body.

I LOVE the design of this toy. Again, the patterns on the body of the toy really contribute to how awesomely good it feels to use this...and it's aesthetically pretty, too. I think the size is perfect. It's not a beginner's toy, but it's also not so large that it would tend to hurt people that might prefer smaller toys. That said, its g-spot curve is SO well-positioned that it has way more power than I'd expect a toy of this size to have.

It is definitely harness-compatible - make sure you get a ring that fits it, but I had no problems at all getting the toy in and out of the harness when I needed to (again, it's just bendy enough that it's a non-issue). I really have no criticisms! It's well-made, it feels great, it's nice to look at, and it's really versatile.

Easy to clean, just rinse it off and/or wipe it down after you use it. The only thing you have to keep an eye on is that there are grooves in the body of the toy, and if you're not careful it's easy to miss anything that's in the crevices. They're not HARD to clean, just easy to miss if you're not looking for it. Easy to store. I'd recommend water-based lube since it's a silicone toy.

I honestly bought this so long ago that I don't remember how it was packaged. It may have had a scantily clad lady on it...just on the off-chance that it does, ignore it and get the toy anyway. Totally worth it.

Just as a note, I mentioned the grooves/design on the body - they have another awesome function: they provide a little bit of an edge to keep condoms on! I am way pro-toys that promote safer sexual activity, and this is definitely on my list for that reason as well as all of the other ones.