Mr. Limpy extra small - packing dildo by Fleshlight - review by Splendwhore

Phenomenal Packer

A realist packer at a phenomenal price! Comfortable and convincing. It is fairly easy to convert to an STP (Stand-to-Pee) device with some slight modification. The only downside is the unnatural pink skin tone which, thankfully, dulls with age. Overall, I'm satisfied with the product. Definitely worth purchasing!
Realistic, perfect size, convenient for use as an STP (Stand-to-Pee) device.
Unnatural pink skin tone, no alternative skin tone options, Superskin material.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review
My partner & I purchased the Mr. Limpy Extra Small roughly 1 month ago. Since then it has gotten a good amount of use, and we have both had time to observe what factors we love, or don't quite appreciate, about this product.

Let me start with appearance. It's rather realistic. Perfectly adequate for both packing and STP (Stand-to-Pee) purposes. It's one of the smallest packers we've had the pleasure to encounter, and is wonderful for day-to-day wear. The 3 1/2" gives a noticeable, authentic bulge without being too prominent or otherwise conspicuous. It also passes a quick eye test, looking much like a real flaccid penis, and making it exquisite for converting into an STP (Stand-to-Pee) device. Upon closer inspection, it is rather pink and not quite as close to natural skin color as might be hoped. The color, I've heard, should naturally dull with time. The only other minor annoyance concerning appearance would be what looks like a limp cock standing at attention. When we received our particular Mr. Limpy, it stood rather erect. It will obviously need some convincing, and I've sometimes caught my lover trying to shape it down in attempts to make it hang more naturally.

As another reviewer mentioned, this product is NOT for use in penetration. However, it does work rather nicely for grinding, rubbing, or otherwise dry humping your partner. The size-able, soft, realistic bulge provides a sufficient amount of stimulation to your clitoris and pressure to your general pelvic region, simulating the feeling of penetrating your partner. It also works relatively well for hand jobs, allowing the stroking sensations to travel South. I will say, however, that the material is obviously not meant for much handling and without care would probably rip. Please, do be gentle with your Mr. Limpy.

As for the material itself... Superskin. What more can I say? If we could convince Fleshlight to make a Mr. Limpy Silicone version, then the world would truly be a better place. A plus side of this material is that it is very soft, realistic to touch, and retains body heat well. To clean Mr. Limpy, simply wash with warm water, or isopropyl alcohol for a deeper cleaning. Do NOT clean with soap, as it will degrade the material. The material that Mr. Limpy is made out of is and will remain rather sticky. For these reasons I suggest taking a small cosmetic brush and dusting lightly with cornstarch after each cleaning. I'd like to recommend against applying the cornstarch with your hands, as this creates a huge mess and will, inevitably, leave fingerprints all over your packer. Please do NOT substitute the cornstarch for talcum or baby powder.

In closing, this is a phenomenal product with some minor downfalls which we hope might be improved in the future. Definitely worth the price, though in retrospect we might have purchased a Silicone model had we known then what we know now.
My Partner converted our Mr. Limpy into a STP (Stand-to-Pee) Device using the following method. All credit for this particular method goes to accompliceXX on You can find the original instructional video on YouTube by searching "ee-zy pee-zy STP".

You Will Need:
(1) Mr. Limpy (or alternate packer)
(1) Medicine Spoon (or flex tubing)
(1) Thin metal rod
(1) Gas Stove (or Lighter, etc)
(1) Oven Mitt
Cold Running Water

(1) Heat a thin metal rod using either a gas stove, lighter, or any other safe flame. The rod should be hot enough to melt through the material of your packer. Make sure to use the oven mitt to avoid burning your hands.
(2) Pick up the packer with your free hand. Now visually eye the path the rod will take. You want to start at the tip of the packer and end at the base. Determine your estimated entry and exit points.
(3) In one swift motion, run the rod through the packer until you break through the other side. You should now have an opening on either end of the packer.
(4) Quickly run the opening of the packer under cold water to prevent it from melting shut. You may have to use your fingers to stretch the material apart to better allow water to flow through it.
(5) Allow to air dry. You may have to remove some excess material inside the packer if you didn't poke through smoothly enough.
(6) Insert your medicine spoon, flex tubing, etc. There are multiple tutorials on how to craft your own custom STP insert using a combination of materials. Use whatever works best for you.
(7) Insert packer into your harness, strap, etc.

Voila! Your very own STP device.
Follow-up commentary
This packer hasn't gotten much use in the last few months. My partner just recently pulled the Mr. Limpy out and started wearing it again. However, even just sitting in a drawer for the last month 1/2, the vibrant pink has faded to a more believable skin tone, and the superskin is not quite as sticky as it was originally. We lost the packing strap that we'd crafted to go with this, but it works equally well if thrown in the front of some briefs. As I mentioned, it's pretty much lost it's stickyness, except on the back, which actually helps hold it in place a little better. Even if you just toss it in some briefs, it stays in place incredibly well and still looks very realistic and natural. No wear and tear. Looks as good as the day we got it, except for the hole in the front and back, of course. Still a great everyday packer. I think we both appreciate it a little more.
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My Mr. Limpy extra small tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Female to male
    • Ftm
    • Public
    • Transgendered people
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Jenyana
    Thanks for the review! I wasn't aware that you could adapt the Mr Limpy into a STP device.
  • Thomas90
    Thanks for the review!
  • meezerosity
    I think I want to try to make an STP out of this now, thanks for the tips!
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