So I’m not really certain why I bought this dildo. Maybe because it was pretty. The fact that there was a sale probably helped. Who hasn’t looked at that lowered price in red and thought ‘I just CAN’T pass this one up’? I should have passed this one up.

Maybe for some people this toy is pleasurable. But for me, the curved angle is just too curved. I can’t even really focus in on why it doesn’t work for me. Maybe it’s because I (as a petite woman) have a naturally small vagina. Maybe it’s because I am a very tight lady. But I just felt like this toy was just trying to stretch me out.

It’s not a girthy toy by any means. It’s actually kind of narrow. But to straighten the toy out (so that the handle is at a normal angle in relation to your body) the head of the toy uncomfortably pushed at the wall of my vagina. It did not stretch the entirety of my walls, just at a small quarter-sized portion. I felt like somebody was just poking me.

To be fair, I have never had a G-spot orgasm. Perhaps, for those who have unlocked those orgasms, that pressure in an applied area can be pleasurable. For me...it was just painful.

That said, I actually have used the toy's handle because that is more my style of a dildo. This toy definitely isn’t my favorite, but I think its failure is less of an issue with the toy necessarily and more that I am not the right fit for the toy.

I don’t think this toy is intended for those who don’t know EXACTLY what they’re looking for in a dildo, and for anyone who isn’t experienced with G-spot toys.

The color of this toy is absolutely just as beautiful in real life as it is on the site.

This toy's shape is still more than I can handle. Maybe someday I'll unlock that secret G-spot, but until then this toy is too much for me. I don't pull it out of the toy box, but I'm also not going to be throwing it out.