Twisted hearts seduction - massager discontinued by Doc Johnson - review by entities

I received the Twisted Hearts Seduction vibrator as a free gift when I bought a remote control egg to use with my girlfriend. When I saw that EdenFantasys was offering free gifts with any purchase, I just had to snag this little vibe.

The packaging was rather cute and simple. One could not help but notice the little bubble in one corner that stated this vibrator was made 'by women for women' or something along those lines, which is sort of neat. The vibrator itself is rather cute as well, although the design is a bit awkward for me to use. It is two halves of a heart meshed together in an upside down sort of fashion. It comes in two colors, a bright red with pink around the dial and a soft lavender with white around the dial.

I didn't expect much from it, as it runs on two AAA batteries and is very small compared to the other vibrators in my collection. Length-wise it is about 5 1/2 inches, which is about the length from my palm to the tip of my index finger or so. It is surprisingly light. If you wanted, you could probably carry it around with you in your purse with no problems. It's very thick. The girth is around 5 1/4 inches, and judging from other reviews seems it can be used both vaginally and for clitoral pleasure. The design makes me very wary to actually try inserting this so I think I'll stick to using it externally. It's waterproof, though I haven't actually tried that feature out yet. Maybe the next time I take a shower I'll give it a go.

I'm keeping the egg to try with my girlfriend but I couldn't help but try this out myself. I was pleasantly surprised! For such a small thing it packed quite a good punch, the vibrations were strong enough for me that I didn't even have to turn it all the way up like I thought I would.

The noise level wasn't too bad, about on par with my old vibrator, maybe even a little quieter. Around a light hum level. Not incredibly discreet, but quieter than a lot of vibrators out there, I suppose.

The vibrator is made of TPR, one of my favorite materials when it comes to sex toys. It's soft and pliable and best with silicone and water-based lubes. The only downside to TPR is that it can't be disinfected in boiling water, but you can easily take care of the toy with some warm water and toy cleaner or soap.

What really appeals to me about this vibrator is its size. It's the perfect travel vibe! It could fit in any carry on, the perfect on-the-go vibrator for when you're out of town.

In short, this vibrator is cute, compact, and can definitely satisfy you. This vibrator is a great deal and a very welcome new addition to my collection.

I didn't think it was gonna work, but with a lot of coaxing from my girlfriend and a little stretching, I was able to take this vibe inside! We tried it once and it hurt and we had to stop, and retry with the edges in a different position. I suggest if you want to try taking this vibrator vaginally, make sure the little edge/petal near the tip of the vibrator is facing up, towards your clitoris when you insert it, and make sure to go slowly.

It felt totally amazing, though it isn't a vibe you can't exactly thrust in and out. But for a BDSM couple like us, it was nice, it stayed in easily which let my girlfriend have both hands free to do other things to me. Definitely an AWESOME new toy!