Don't wake me from this dream.

This toy was recommended to me several months ago. It has lots of great features for such an inexpensive vibe. It's a G-spot vibe with powerful deep and rumbly vibrations, waterproof, body safe, and quiet. That's quite a list for a toy that is under $20. Still I kept putting off the purchase. I scooped it up on sale a couple of weeks ago and found that it was indeed a dream. It's perfectly suited for my needs.

Dream Massager G (DMG) is designed primarily as a G-spot vibrator. It has a slanted tip to reach just the right spot. I also found it to be good for external use. I like the vibrations on my clitoris of course, but I also love it on the entire vulva region. In fact, I prefer just a bit of indirect stimulation with a lot of external stimulation.

It can be used on the G-spot, clitoris, vulva, external portion of butt, nipples, nape of neck, and anywhere else you like. Men may like it on their shaft, balls, or perineum.


It does not have a flared based, so should not be used anally. External stimulation of the anus would be fine, just don't insert it.

It is available in purple, pink, and blue. I own the purple one. It is a visually pleasing deep shade of purple.

There is a tiny difference with the material listed on Eden's product page and the product page on California Exotic's website. Eden lists it as plastic. Cal exotic claims it is ABS plastic with rubber cote. I don't think it is a discrepancy as much as just a fuller explanation of the type of plastic used. Rubber cote is velvet to the touch and a great conductor of vibrations. Given that this toy is velvety smooth and the vibrations are very strong, I believe it is ABS plastic with rubber cote.

Both Plastic and rubber cote are rated 8/10 on the Eden safety scale. Plastic is nonporous and phthalate free. It can be easily cleaned and sterilized. This makes it a good choice if you would like to share toys with others. Any kind of lube whether water based or silicone is safe with this toy.

It is very smooth and velvety to the touch. The plastic is hard and rigid without any additional texture. There is no give to the vibrator at all. The firmness does make it feel bigger than what it is. I have a flexible silicone vibe with the same girth. This hard plastic produces a much fuller feeling than the squishy vibe. Some woman may not like the firmness. I appreciate the pressure that can be achieved with this toy.

The design is visually appealing. It features a rounded tip and a curvy body. It doesn't look like a very large toy, but looks can be deceiving. It is 6.5 inches in total length with 5 of that insertable. That's not extremely large, but the firmness of the material makes it feel larger. I have squisher toys of the same length and girth that feel smaller due to their material.

The tip is slanted for easy G-spot access. It reaches my G-spot easily and the firness of the plastic allows for nice pressure. It curves down and then has a bulge in the middle. The bulge is fairly girthy with a circumference of 5.25 inches. Keep in mind that the firmness of the material makes it feel even bigger. This little bugger fills me up nicely.

DMG has 3 settings-low, medium, and high steady vibrations. There are no pulsating settings on this vibe, but I don't miss them. The vibrations are deep and rumbly. I feel them the strongest in the bulge followed by the tip. The vibrations are weakest beneath the bulge, but they are still plenty effective. If you want power, DMG has it.

The vibrations are quiet. You can hear them in the room, but not through a closed door. Under covers the sound is muffled quite a bit, but not completely quiet. A person in the same room would hear it. Perhaps with some background noise it wouldn't be noticable at all.

It runs on 2 AA batteries. I included the batteries in the picture, but of course you must buy them separately. If you love this as much as I do, you may want to consider rechargable batteries. The battery compartment is in the the bottom. It has a dome cap that unscrews easily. There are signs indicating which way to place the batteries, but the writing is small. You need to be in good lighting to see it. (That may just be my 40 year old eyes though.) I have used this every day for 8 days. I would guesstimate about 2.5 hours of total use. So far the batteries are going strong. I imagine I will switch to rechargeable batteries for this guy. Either that or buy the really huge blister packs of batteries.

If you look closely on the picture you will see a whitish ring above the battery compartment. This is the seal making it waterproof. As long as the seal remains in place and you screw the dome on tightly, you can enjoy this in the bath, shower, or pool.

The bottom half of the dome is also the control dial. It spins to turn on and change the vibration setting. It is very easy to move and can be moved easily when in use. I haven't had any problem with the setting being accidentally changed while in use.

DMG is extremely easy to care for. Since it is waterproof, you can wash with soap and water without worrying about ruining the motor. I love my waterproof toys for this reason. I have to be careful with my nonwaterproof toys. For this one I just put some antibacterial soap on it and hold it under the faucet. It doesn't get any easier than that. There are no ridges or seams to worry about so it doesn't take too much time. Since the plastic doesn't attract lint, it can be dried off with a towel. You can also use toy wipes or a 10% bleach solution.

You should not boil it or put it in the dishwasher because it has a motor.

I store this in a drawer right next to my bed. I love it so much, I can't imagine putting it very far from my bed.

It arrived in a clear plastic bag that I promptly threw away. There were no instructions, but it was very easy to figure out. Simple toys are sometimes the best.

I was on a vibrator buying spree when I picked this up. I purchased five vibes in this order. I checked all of them to make sure they worked on arrival, but quickly focused all my energies on this one. It is really nice for my body. I tend to like lots of heavy pressure. Lay a brick on me and I'm happy. The firmness of this toy was divine. My favorite way to use it is externally with my legs wrapped tight it. The combination of the pressure and strong vibrations produces quick and intense orgasms for me.

I also like it internally. The tip reaches its target every time. I prefer more rocking & grinding than thrusting. It's not exactly uncomfortable thrusting, but it's not as pleasurable as rocking or grinding. I think the girth of the middle portion combined with the firmness make thrusting less enjoyable.

I discovered at the lowest setting this is nice during foreplay. I like to use it while kissing or giving my husband a blow job. It helps to keep arousal high while prolonging the main event. I have a couple of toy mounts, the wing and pulse. I tried it in both but didn't find it very comfortable. It was just too hard to get comfortable in one of the mounts.

My husband does like to use my vibes on his balls and shaft. However, he hasn't been able to pry this out of my hands long enough to try it. I imagine he would like it. Right now I am still acting like a 2 year old with a new toy. And I make no apologies for that.