Discreet massager discontinued
by We-vibe

High Hopes.

After reading other people's reviews and seeing the ratings for the Salsa, I had to have it! I waited for months for "the best clit vibe on the market" to come back in stock. I finally snagged myself one and was extremely excited, waiting days for it to get here. I had high hopes for the Salsa. Sadly, it didn't live up to what I was expecting.
Strong, rechargeable
Weakens when pressure is applied, may be too strong for some, gets warm after a while
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review
The Salsa is supposed to be the "best clit vibe" on the market right now. I've heard nothing but great things about this toy. Looking at the ratings and other reviews, this toy seems amazing! I love the best of the best. If I hear something is the best thing in the world, I need it. I had to have the Salsa as soon as possible. It was out of stock for months, though. I had this on my wishlist for what seemed like forever. Then, I heard We-Vibe wasn't making her anymore, they were just sticking with the Tango. From other people's comparisons, the Salsa is supposedly better than the Tango. I was pretty bummed out, that's for sure. I was so upset thinking I would never get to see how powerful and amazing she really is.

When I was about to make an order for a different vibe, I checked out the Salsa product page, hoping that maybe she was back in stock. Sure enough, she was! I got extremely excited and ordered her right away. I ordered her so fast that I forgot to add a free gift with my order. I just didn't want her to be gone so fast. Because one time when she had come back in stock, she lasted a day or two, and I didn't even have time to purchase her. I was so excited, I told my best friend and cousin. I kept going on about how I couldn't wait to try her, and even bragged about how amazing she is supposed to be. Well, I guess to each their own. So far, the Salsa hasn't really done anything for me.

The We-Vibe Salsa comes in 3 different colors: red, black, and white. Even though the picture for my review is the black one, I ordered the white one. I waited 3 long, excruciating days for my package to arrive. The mailman actually came an hour later than he normally does. I can't tell you how anxious I was. The doorbell rang, and I ran to the door. I grabbed my package and ran straight to my room. I tore open the brown box it came in and quickly removed the brown paper. My dog was actually excited as well, just because I was so excited. He thought it was for him and kept sticking his nose in the box thinking maybe it was a treat. Too bad for him, this was a treat for myself.

Inside my package was this beautiful white box containing the Salsa. I flipped the box around wondering how to open it. There was a "pull up" tab along with a clear circular sticker on each side that I had to pull off. I ripped those stickers off without hesitating. Inside, this box contained the white Salsa, charger (including charging base), satin pouch, and user manual. The user manual is quite simple and there's not much to read. There are only 3 instructions in the book for the Salsa. The first instruction is to charge it for 90 minutes. I connected her to her base, and plugged the charger into the wall. She lit up yellow until she was done charging. I have to say, I hate how she connects to the base magnetically, because I accidentally dropped her since she comes off so easily. Charging her made her quite warm, but I wanted to try her out anyways. I don't think that was the brightest idea I had.

The second instruction is how to turn her on. You just press her button until you get to the speed you want. When on, she lights up yellow. Even at her lowest speed, she's quite strong and rumbly. How impressive! The only thing is, she weakens when you put pressure on her. I was disappointed that she weakened, because someone had said she doesn't weaken at all when you apply pressure. Yeah, my girl did. She has 4 speeds and 4 patterns to go through. The highest speed is extremely strong, and weakens a tad when you apply pressure. I also noticed her vibrations seem slow. I can't really explain it. Maybe it's because of her weight. But compared to my High Intensity Bullet, in my opinion, the high intensity bullet seems faster. The Salsa is stronger, though. I'm not a fan of patterns, so I don't even use them. I paired her up with my Amethyst glass toy thinking I was about to have the fastest orgasm of my life! I used all 4 speeds, even tried a pattern or two, but I couldn't seem to have an orgasm.

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You see her massaging herself into your clit and wherever she touches. Moving the skin and clit around. I thought this was surely going to be an amazing orgasm. 20 minutes passed, and no orgasm. The only thing that was happening, was my clit was getting warm/hot from the heat from the Salsa. I was so frustrated because I had heard how fast she'll get you off. I thought maybe it's just me, and that I'm not in right mood. I cleaned her, charged her, then put her away 'til maybe 7 hours later. Did the same things the second time with the speeds and patterns and pairing her with my Amethyst. 15-20 minutes later, I was so unbelievably annoyed that nothing was happening. I put her away and grabbed my Mia 2. Normally the Mia 2 would take me 15-20 minutes to orgasm. I orgasmed after about 3 minutes. It most likely happened so fast because I was teasing and torturing my clit with the Salsa for so long. I have to tell you though, that the orgasm the Mia 2 gave me felt so phenomenal! Especially after torturing myself with the extremely strong speeds of the Salsa.

I'm not going to give up on the Salsa. I'm not too sure why she couldn't give me an orgasm. She's very strong and rumbly, which feels amazing. Maybe I just have to get used to her, or maybe it's because she weakens when pressing her onto my clit. I'm not quite sure, but I will find out. I'll report back with my follow-up review when I figure her out. I'm hoping she turns out to be my favorite clit vibe!

Before I forget, one thing I absolutely HATE about the Salsa is that when I'm on a high speed and want to go to a lower level, I have to go through all the patterns, it then shuts off, then I have to go through the low speeds all over again.
Follow-up commentary
The Salsa still isn't my favorite clit vibe. I find that the highest setting is too strong for me and the lower settings seem to be too weak. I use this to tease and torture my clit before using a different clit vibe to finish myself off. I would recommend this to any power queen.
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My Salsa tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • Nipples
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  • Contributor: sunkissedJess
    I'm sorry you don't love your Salsa as much as I love mine. My Salsa works great when applying pressure, which is the main reason I love it so much. My main problem is that I have to recharge it after every use, no matter how long I use it. Hopefully when you give it another try it works for you better, and you have a slight change of heart. Thanks for sharing your great review.
  • Contributor: Lildrummrgurl7
    Thanks for the review.
  • Contributor: spiced
    I really want to check out the Mia 2 after reading this! And I look forward to your follow-up. I hope this turns out to be an awesome toy for you. Thanks for the great review.
  • Contributor: The Vixen
    I had a Salsa and I liked it, but it wasn't the most amazing clit vibe for me, so I can totally relate! Thanks for the review
  • Contributor: edeneve
    great review. yeah, I've heard so much about it being great too.
  • Contributor: wicked48
    I to am sorry you don't love your Salsa as much as I love mine. I do have to agree with you on hating how you have to cycle through all the patterns to get back to the low speeds. Great review!
  • Contributor: *Camoprincess*
    Bummer sorry to hear you don't love your Salsa. I love Salsa just wish the charge lasted longer on mine but I have THREE of them I wasn't fond of Mia2 though
  • Contributor: Mr. John
    Maybe try using it on another toy which normally utilizes a bullet. Thank you for the review.
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