Salsa - discreet massager discontinued by We-vibe - review by TJtheMadHatter

The fabulous power of the Salsa is fantastic for clitoral use. The vibration patterns make it nice to slowly work yourself into a frenzy. You can also use to the patterns to prolong your orgasms, and perhaps finish that porno you never seem to finish. Fellas, you can use this small powerhouse on your perineum, scrotum, and shaft. The Salsa can be used around your butt hole, as well. Do not insert anally or vaginally, as it's small size makes it extremely easy to be lost. So, to avoid having to sit in an emergency room for hours, waiting to explain yet another person what happened, don't stick it in your butt.

The Salsa works GREAT as a substitute bullet for vibrating toys. There are some toys that I wouldn't risk it getting stuck, but there many toys this will work well for. Like bullet sleeves and ticklers. The Salsa takes the nice design and amps it up to a ten.

The Salsa is waterproof, so this opens the doors to many fantastic places you can use it. You can use it in the bath, shower, pool, in the rain. It's up to you. I love not having to worry about it, when I'm hopping into the shower for some fun time.

The Salsa is made from ABS Plastic. It rates an 8 on the Eden Safety Scale. It's extremely hard and smooth. This works out well when you're using it on your clit, or desired area. It has no taste or smell. You can use it with all types of lube, which is great if you are partial to silicone lubes. It's a hardy material, but not impervious to blunt force. So, you can be rough with it, but try not to run it over with your car.

The design is reminiscent of a rife round or an O.B. tampon, depending on which way you want to look at it. It's three and a half inches long, and two inches in circumference. It will fit in most sleeves or vibrating dildos. Regardless of how nice you think it will fit, be sure to cover it with lube, so it's easy to retrieve. The bottom of the Salsa has a slight mound that makes up the button, it's easy to push, and isn't at all cumbersome when in use. A bit of advice: DO NOT STICK THIS IN YOUR BUTT. It's not meant to be used internally, and you will not be able to retrieve it. I don't care how good of a grip you think you have on it, don't do it.

The Salsa has 8 functions/rhythms. The first is low, the second is medium, the third is high, the fourth is ultra, the fifth is Tease (it's a pulse pattern), the sixth is Wave (ascending and descending pattern), the seventh pattern is Pulse, and the eighth is called the Cha Cha Cha (same rhythm as the dance steps). The button is extremely easy to use. It's not like other vibes that you have to shove your fingernail into the toy to turn it on. The base has two metal prongs that are flush with the base. These are for the magnetic charger. It takes 90 minutes to fully charge the Salsa, and that will give you around 20-25 minutes on the Ultra setting. It's sounds like a bad trade off, but the power that this vibe packs makes it all worth it. To turn it on, you simply press the button. You don't have to hold it down to turn it on, but to turn it off you do. You hold it down for three seconds and it will shut off. When you start it back up, it will save your last setting.

I am in love with my Salsa. Plain and simple. I love it so much that I just bought a second one. Just so I don't have to worry about one dying at an inopportune moment. It is hands down the most powerful vibe I've ever owned, and it takes my vibrating dildos and plugs to the next level. I honestly don't know what I was thinking, taking so long to get this dynamo of a vibe.

ABS plastic is extremely easy to care for. You can wipe is down with alcohol to sterilize it, or you can take soap and water to it. Personally I use Eden Wipes or baby wipes. I keep it in a drawer organizer with my favorite dildos, and have my charge hooked up behind my nightstand. So, if it's dead, I can easily plug it in, and it's right there when I'm ready to go.