Sqweel 2 oral sex simulator - vibrator for couples by LoveHoney - review by Jenny Swallows


A disappointing toy considering what it is supposed to represent, and a very one dimensional one as well. Some things just are not supposed to be replaced by a robot....
Easy to clean, battery life seems good, and it is an intriguing idea.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
Ten points for ingenuity, eight points for appearance... and maybe it's just me, but a mere two or three points for functionality. I don't want to go into detail, but if I'm having my pussy licked, it's the surprising swoops and nibbles (and bites, but let's not go there) that do it for me, not the repetitive thwack-thwack-thwack of a tongue on my clit. And I do mean thwack-thwack-thwack, as the little wheel spins and a succession of firm silicone petals whack the little guy over the head.

Where's the imagination of a good lover? Where are the appreciative noises with which a happy partner accompanies your own? Where are the sensations of breath, flesh, stubble? Thwack thwack thwack. (Oh, and buzz buzz buzz. It's a noisy little thing, but not in a good way.)

Remember those pinwheel windmills you used to love as a child? The makers of the Sqweel do. It's a similar principle, and I'm sure that with some modification (and a convenient wind machine) it's a cheaper option as well. You can adjust the Sqweel's speed, and that is a plus. But as another reviewer pointed out, attempts to increase the pressure just cause the Sqweel to slow or even stop, and any pleasant thoughts you might have been enjoying are suddenly supplanted by the horror movie image of your body being sucked into the grinding, whirring machinery... clitoris first. Not pleasant.

As a variant amid a collection of other toys, the Sqweel does have a certain appeal. And another reviewer made a very valid observation: "Just keep it out of your hubby's paws, what mine did was just absolutely.....scandalous!!!!". Because my boyfriend seemed to enjoy the sensations as well, although not, he said, for too long. Thwack-thwack-thwack.

My own feeling is that cunnilingus is far too intimate an art for any mechanical device to simulate successfully, and there's the question of technique as well. There are guys out there, after all, for whom "thwack-thwack-thwack" is all they think they need to do. They're the ones whom you stop, or distract, very quickly, and - hey! You know what the best thing about the Sqweel might be?

It doesn't sulk when you ask it to stop.
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My Sqweel 2 oral sex simulator tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Can be worn during masturbation
    • Massage
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom / on a bed
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Genitals
  • Ms. Summer
    Thanks for the review.
  • Lildrummrgurl7
    Thanks for the review.
  • mpfm
    Thanks for the review.
  • K101
    I like that you wrote your experience, but I'm just so sorry you didn't like it. I agree it could be a hit or miss for most, but I personally was able to love it. It's NOT oral, like you said, and I agree, it is very "thwak, thwak," but I was able to enjoy it when I use it over my clitoris skin (or "hood") and very lightly, on the first, lowest setting only. It took me some time to situate things just right where it wasn't uncomfortable slapping my clitoris, but it finally worked out. Maybe you'll eventually end up liking it some. It's sad you were disappointed.

    You know, if they wouldn't have ran the whole "it's almost just like oral sex" claim into the ground, I think customers would've been less disappointed. I think Lovehoney made to high of claims though, which only brought expectations up really high.

    Well, thanks for sharing. I enjoyed reading your experience.
  • Bex1331
    thanks for the review, its too bad it didnt work out as youd hoped
  • Jenny Swallows
    Kendra - you hit the nail on the head. It's the claims that disappoint the most. Maybe if they remarketed it as... I don't know, a Clitty-Slapper (you never know, that could be fun) it would be everything they say it is. Right now, though... don't sell me a Harley when it's really a fish.
  • vulvalicious
    Good points in the comments. Harder to be let down if you have accurate expectations to begin with. Can this toy serve another function? Spray it with water and let it throw a mist onto you on hot days? Fancy new dish cleaning gadget?
  • justme23
  • ellierae
  • hotcherry
    Thanks for the review.
  • XxXxX
    Thanks for the review.
  • pizzahut
    Thanks for the review
  • damnbul12
    Thank you for the review.
  • gwenevieve
    Thanks for the review.
  • gwenevieve
    Thanks for the review.
  • musicownsmysoul
    Great review. Thank you.
  • sugar&spikes
    thanks for the review!
  • sexyfish
    Thank you for sharing your experience with the product
  • eri86
    Best review I've read. Love the imagery.
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