It Didn't Make Me Sqweel

The Sqweel is an oral sex simulator that can be applied to the clitoris, nipples, or any other external area of the body. While it has an amazing look to it, I believe this toy will serve mostly as a tease before using another toy or sex with a partner since it is not very strong and has some functional flaws to it.

It is, however, a very interesting and unique toy that some may enjoy more than I did. Keep in mind that this review is written from the perspective of an arguable "power-queen."

The Sqweel consists of multiple parts. The main body comes apart for storage and cleaning purposes. First, the clear (or pink-tinted, if you buy the white model) top comes off, which is made of hard plastic.

Next, the black (or white) plastic piece just above the controls slides up and out to allow the wheel to be taken out for cleaning.



The wheel of "tongues" is made of silicone, which is rated a 10/10 on the Eden safety scale. It does have some drag to it, so lubricant is usually a must. Because of the silicone material of the wheel, be sure not to use silicone lubricant with this product, as it will ruin the anti-bacterial properties of the highly-rated material.

Length: 5"
Weight: 0.6 lb
Tongue length: 1"
Tongue width: 0.75"

The Sqweel fits in an average-size hand. It is designed so you can grip the bottom and point the tongues to where you are stimulating. While it is easy to hold itself, it can be very awkward to hold during use. I will cover this with more detail in the next section.

There are two main controls to the Sqweel: an on/off/speed control button and a direction button.

Pressing the button with the "play" symbol on it will turn the product on.
Press it again after it is turned on to go to a medium speed, another for a high speed, and again to go back to the low speed.
Holding this button down will turn it off.

Pressing the direction button will reverse the direction of the "tongues".
Pressing it again will make the "tongues" go back and forth.
Pressing it a third time will bring you back to the original direction.

In addition to these buttons, there is a locking switch above the main controls. This locks the plastic cover over the tongues so it doesn't pop off and allows the wheel to fall off.



The product is powered by three AAA batteries which go in the back. Simply slide down the plastic piece at the bottom, insert two batteries on one side and one on the other, and slide the plastic back.

Removing the wheel, as instructed previously, is very simple. To clean the "tongues" you can wash it with soap and water, a toy spray, or toy wipe. Do not boil it or put it in the dishwasher--even though the tongues are made of silicone, there is a plastic piece in the middle that can melt from high heat.

I also suggest taking a toy wipe and wiping out the inside of the product, as well as the outside, since bodily fluids are easily transferred all over the toy during use.



Store this product in a drawer or toy box/bag. Although it is an interesting and unique product, it will raise questions if left around kids or roommates. The instruction manual says to take the batteries out if you aren't using it for several days.

The packaging is simple but nice. It isn't something you'd probably store it in, and is easily recycled.

The back claims this to be the "world's best-selling oral sex toy," however, I think this might be the only toy of its kind. I would take that claim with a grain of salt.

This product did not work for me, personally. I enjoy bullets and vibrators with a lot of power for clitoral stimulation, and this simply lacked that.

I found that I kept wanting to press the product hard and deeper into my clitoris, but (for safety reasons, I assume) it would stop the movement of the tongues. This became very frustrating and I quickly put this toy away.

I am also use to a lot of hands-free stimulation, which was impossible with this product. Overall, it just was not made for me.

I do, however, appreciate the interesting look to this toy. It truly is one of a kind. I wish I had enjoyed this product more, honestly. I hope that if you do purchase it, you have a better experience than I did.