Sue Johanson's head honcho - sex toy by Cal Exotics - review by Whisper21

This toy is pretty simple to use. Step 1: Add Lube. Be generous. Step 2: Put your penis in the toy. Be gentle. Step 3: Wrap your hand around the toy and use it like a regular hand job. Be surprised. It will not feel like a hand job. According to my husband, it is similar to sex in some ways and similar to a blowjob in others. This is a great hand held toy and helped my husband to get a more satisfying O than regular masturbation. It stimulated his entire penis, except the base, which it wasn't long enough to reach. My husband is above average in size and the toy was not too snug. This is great for a situation where I'm at work and my husband needs satisfaction RIGHT NOW.

This toy is made of TPR Silicone, but it feels like jelly. It always feels sticky, and a girl like me isn't too big on the sticky sensations it leaves on my skin after handling it. It doesn't bother my husband much though and its flexibility is great for his super fast hands. Fun Fact: When he pumps really hard, that toy looks like a helicopter whirling around and around above and around his penis. It's really amusing to watch.

The material may not be so great for me but he likes it. It is very soft, has a light odor and taste that I wouldn't be bothered with except that it requires me to wash my hands after touching it, even if just to move it into a more discreet place for him.

The texture is the best part about this toy, which is reversible. On the "Correct" side, the outside of the toy is smooth and slippery to grip if one has lubricant on one's hands. However, the inside is textured with "suction chambers" nubs to intensify feeling, and a nubby, vagina shaped opening. My husband reports that this side feels most like being inside a woman. Here is a picture of the toy on the "Correct" side from the side, then from the front:



When turned "Inside Out", the toy is smooth on the inside, giving the feeling of a smooth slippery mouth while having nubby friction on the outside for good grip and fast sliding fun. According to my husband, this feels most like a woman's mouth. Here is a picture of the toy while "Inside Out" from the side and then from the front:

The shape of the toy is almost perfect, except it isn't quite long enough. The design of the toy is minimalistic; it's perfect for good stimulation but has no flashy add ons like a good way to hold on without sticky or slippery fingers. This toy is not discreetly designed, or very good for travel without a good case. Average sized men, and even those slightly larger like my husband, can get a lot of satisfaction from a toy like this. Extra large men beware, it may be too small for you. As it is, the design was perfect for my husband as a first toy.

This toy is easy to clean. My husband takes the toy full of lubricant and sperm to the bathroom and turns it inside out over the sink. After a bath with soap and water, he pats it as dry as he can, then leaves it out to air dry for an hour or so. It's already ready for another use as it is useable on both sides and doesn't need to be turned inside out again.

When it is dry, the toy must be stored in a plastic Ziploc bag in order to prevent the sticky soft material from picking up lint, fuzz, dust and every other thing you can imagine. Be careful about that.

The toy came wrapped in a sealed bag with no instructions. It is not good as a gift or storage bag. If you intend to give it as a gift, leave it in the original packaging to ensure you didn't test it first, then place that in a gift box.

On a very personal note, my husband mentioned that this toy gives him the same sensations of sex and a blowjob at the same time on the "Correct" side, and a smooth wet mouth sensation on the "Inside Out" side. It is in some ways better than sex because he can control the speed and pressure, making it faster and harder than real sex can get. This leads to a VERY satisfying O. I felt a little put out by that comment until he assured me that real sex is still better, because this toy cannot replace the personal feelings of sexually being with someone he truly loves.