Sue Johanson's head honcho - pocket pussy by Cal Exotics - review by Lordsilverfall

Maybe I'm just too big...

If women grunt when you enter them, you're probably too big for this toy. If you're too big for this toy, it looses suction FAST.
-Easy to clean
-Wears out fast
-on the small side
-Clunky and awkward-looking
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


Like any sleeve masturbator, you need to apply some sort of lube and I would generally recommend a water-based lubricant since different plastics can have finicky chemical reactions to other types of lube...

Once you're lubed up, push your erect penis into it. Squeeze the extra air out for maximum suction, and then slide the masturbator up and down until you're satisfied.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Tub/shower/pool

Material / Texture

It was very...gooey and cool to the touch (I should mention that you want to store it in a cool, dry place).

The ridges on the inside were a nice touch and theoretically, provide extra suction.

The fact that it looks nothing like a realistic part of any human (or Earthly) life-form makes it easy to not focus on.

I think, probably, the texture is better for someone who is a "beginner".
    • Bumpy
    • Flexible
    • Light odor

Shape / Design / Size / Fit

This is clunky and not at all discreet. If someone sees it, they automatically say "What IS that?!"

Functionally,though, I think it was probably too small. I guess I'm on the bigger side, but certainly no porn star.

I did not like the design and learned a lot about what to avoid in masturbators.
    • Beginner
    • Futuristic
    • May be too tight for some

Functions / Performance / Controls

The one thing that was good about this toy was that it was very waterproof. I guess that's not saying much, but it's something.

The first use was decent. There was good suction and the ridges were...ridgy. By the second use, there was not much suction and by the third use, it was so worn that I just threw it out.

You get what you pay for sometimes.
    • Easy to use
    • Not very stimulating

Care and Maintenance

It was fairly easy to rinse, just a few minutes under warm water. I used my finger to make sure all the intricate crevasses were attended to.

Drying took a long time. I'd leave it in a dry, cool place after cleaning.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store
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  • Wicked Wahine
    congratulations on your first review!
  • Wicked Wahine
    You can always check the material items are made of on the product page before submitting your review. It also tells you about that material if you click the link: what lubes are safe, the proper care and the safety scale rating (that tells you how porous it is and whether it can be fully sanitized or not).
  • edeneve
    you say you've learned a lot about what to avoid in masturbators but didn't mention. may be helpful to know that information.
  • edeneve
    I hate typos!!!! should be it - left out in 1st sentence. 2nd sentence it's maybe - no space between them.
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