Sue Johanson's head honcho - pocket pussy by Cal Exotics - review by Lordsilverfall

Like any sleeve masturbator, you need to apply some sort of lube and I would generally recommend a water-based lubricant since different plastics can have finicky chemical reactions to other types of lube...

Once you're lubed up, push your erect penis into it. Squeeze the extra air out for maximum suction, and then slide the masturbator up and down until you're satisfied.

It was very...gooey and cool to the touch (I should mention that you want to store it in a cool, dry place).

The ridges on the inside were a nice touch and theoretically, provide extra suction.

The fact that it looks nothing like a realistic part of any human (or Earthly) life-form makes it easy to not focus on.

I think, probably, the texture is better for someone who is a "beginner".

This is clunky and not at all discreet. If someone sees it, they automatically say "What IS that?!"

Functionally,though, I think it was probably too small. I guess I'm on the bigger side, but certainly no porn star.

I did not like the design and learned a lot about what to avoid in masturbators.

The one thing that was good about this toy was that it was very waterproof. I guess that's not saying much, but it's something.

The first use was decent. There was good suction and the ridges were...ridgy. By the second use, there was not much suction and by the third use, it was so worn that I just threw it out.

You get what you pay for sometimes.

It was fairly easy to rinse, just a few minutes under warm water. I used my finger to make sure all the intricate crevasses were attended to.

Drying took a long time. I'd leave it in a dry, cool place after cleaning.