Fleshlight ice lady crystal - sex toy by Fleshlight - review by B8trDude

Just the thought that the Fleshlight Ice Clear Lady Crystal was on its way had me aroused every time I ran to check the mail. I had long yearned for a clear Fleshlight and had a hard time (pun intended) waiting for it. I suspect that Ice Lady received her name because she is responsible for many cold showers while men eagerly anticipate her arrival. Needless to say, by the time she showed up, I was aching to greet her. I nearly shredded the discreet and generic Priority Mail box laying on my porch to get at Lady Crystal. Fortunately, she didn’t scream as I ripped my clothes off to introduce her to my now very hard and rigid Popsicle. Not wanting to frighten her, I gently rubbed myself against her orifice and immediately began to drip. Mmmmmm . . . that felt good!




Realizing that the situation now required some (but not a lot) of restraint, I understood it was time to get my nuts involved too! I placed the head of my drumstick against her inviting labia and savored every moment! Damn! She bit me! Even better, I couldn’t get her to stop!




By now, it was obvious that Ice Lady wasn’t frigid – she was HOT! So I did what any man would do, I grabbed my hot dog, and POUNDED her!




Ice Lady is anything but cold – she warmed my wiener like almost no other masturbator I’ve tried. I’m only worried that I may end up wearing her out!

Like all Fleshlights, the Ice Clear Lady Crystal is made from Superskin with one important difference – it’s translucent which means that you can watch your dick exploring this lady’s inner pleasure palace. That’s right, you can watch your penis trusting in and out as it experiences the wonderful sensations created by the Fleshlight’s new “Crystal Inner Texture”. Fleshlight isn’t lying when they promote the Ice Lady as having “been designed to stimulate your penis with distinctive sensations throughout.” Just take a look at it:



Yes, it feels as good as it looks!

The basic design of this Fleshlight is consistent with others created by this top-of-the-line male masturbator manufacturer. The transparent exterior case resembles an oversize flashlight - which it clearly [pun intended] is not. The interior Superskin penis sleeve feels a lot like real skin and because it’s housed in the rigid case, helps to maximize the amazing sensations as you cock slides against the fabulous textures. One great thing about the “Crystal Inner Texture” is that Fleshlight put most of the best textures near the entrance of the pussy; that means your penis gets to feel them! While other Fleshlights often contain textures that are often out of reach to all but the most vertically endowed, the Lady Crystal makes many of these available to everyone. This is not to say that there are some intriguing textures at the far end that many cannot reach but at least those that are available to all are very good!

Using the Lady Crystal couldn’t be easier: bone up, apply lube, insert, hump, and enjoy! The exterior case is rather large but should not present a problem for most men to hold. Given that watching your dick slide in and out adds to the experience, this Fleshlight is probably best used manually. Of course, it can also be inserted between mattresses or by other means for a hands-free experience but why waste a great view? The only “control” consists of the cap at the small end of the masturbator that can be tightened or loosened to adjust the amount of suction on your penis. Personally, I could get a lot of suction out of this one and wish that Fleshlight would consider redesigning this feature so that it works a bit better. Just the same, the thrill of using the Lady Crystal overcums [sic] this minor detail.

With a little bit a care, the Lady Crystal will last a very long time. While she is waterproof and cleans up easily by running warm water through her, it’s important not to use soap as that can damage Superskin. A little isopropyl alcohol can be used if a better cleaning is desired. One difference between this Fleshlight and others is that the penis sleeve is translucent and requires just a bit more care if you want to take full advantage of watching your penis pound the Ice Lady. Specifically, after it’s been cleaned (which is also recommended before you use it for the first time), the penis sleeve can be very sticky. When it’s first shipped, it has a light dusting of something to keep it from clinging to everything. Whatever it is that was used, also sticks to the exterior casing and slightly obscures your view. The problem is that each time it is cleaned, it also becomes very sticky again so a light dusting of cornstarch over the outside of the Superskin sleeve is recommended. This will also allow it to be placed back into the clear exterior case with relative ease. It’s important that neither talcum nor baby powder are used as these are not compatible with Superskin. In addition, your Lady Crystal is allergic to silicone lubes so make sure you keep her happy and use water-based only.

The Ice Lady is nicely packaged in a large tin container that is convenient for storage. The case, although rather tastefully done, does contain silhouettes of big busted women (reminds me of those silhouettes truckers seem to place on their rigs) and the word “FLESHLIGHT ICE” appears in large bold print. I wouldn’t leave this out on the coffee table when grandma pays a visit – unless, of course, you want to discuss the places you like to stick your dick.

Fortunately, the translucent penis sleeve reveals that the manufacturer places a plastic rod into the Lady Crystal to keep her firm during shipping. While this shipping rod is not readily apparent in other Fleshlights (because those penis sleeves and cases are not clear), you’ll want to remove it to avoid a very unpleasant situation. If you don’t, you really will need some ice for your dick!

There is no question that Lady Crystal has become one of my favorite Fleshlights. Not only is it really hot to watch my manhood slide in and out of her love tunnel, but the interior texture is one of the best I’ve used so far! It’s a bit less stimulating than the Fleshlight STU and doesn’t provide the same amount of suction as the Lady Lager but there is no question that she’ll rock your world and send you to realms of orgasmic bliss!