Offical Wife Swap Parody by Zero Tolerance - review by cuntofdoom

I've honestly been having a lot of trouble getting around to this review because I guess what it comes down to is this: I don't really have all that much inspired stuff to say about this porno. The basic premise is basically what you expected out of the real Wife Swap before you heard it didn't involve sex: mostly just a lot of swinging. There was a lot of interracial, intergenerational (MILF), class, and other sort of crossovers. While they could have just glossed it over, I think they did some really funny stuff with the dialogue; and though some of the depictions of race got really messed up, some of the social commentary was more cutting and witty than I expected (for example, when the liberal, white housewife who goes on about majoring in African Studies proves herself to be ridiculously racist). It was little moments like those that I felt set it apart a bit from other mainstream porn.

Despite this sort of variety and unexpectedly interesting dialogue, I found the sex scenes mostly uninspired. The only thing that set some of the sex scenes apart was a vague foot fetish (most of the scenes involve something to do with feet) that continued throughout. All pairings were heterosexual, and the sex itself was, for the most part, vanilla.

The one thing this film DOES have going for it is the attractiveness of the men. It is so hard to find attractive men in mainstream, straight pornography, but these guys definitely delivered (especially the guy in the MILF scene. Wowzah!). So if you've been hurtin' for some hot guys in your straight porn, this is definitely the place to look.

Overall, I had a pretty neutral reaction to the film. I usually tend towards more indie, queer porn, so this one didn't exactly do it for me. That being said, for a mainstream porno, they really worked well with what they had.

I haven't really watched this movie since reviewing it, and honestly, I don't plan on watching it again. Again, it's not so much that it was bad. It really was what it was: a mainstream porno. Mainstream porn simply isn't my thing. For what it is, Wife Swap Parody does a fine job. It's just simply that it isn't what I'm looking for out of porn.