I rub my duckie - discreet vibrator by Big Teaze Toys - review by js250

A 3 Year Old Stole My Duckie!

I was babysitting my friend's daughter and she stole my duck!! I just got this in the mail, cleaned the Duckie and had it sitting on the edge of the tub, the little girl was taking a bubble bath, saw my duck, somehow figured the turn on switch out and loved all the extra bubbles. Now what!!?? I told her mom it was a gag gift and let the little girl take it home. Sooo glad I didn't use that one, yet!!
Good vibrations.
Great bath toy.
Children steal it.
Harder plastic.
Battery guzzler.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


The Little Duckie is a great bath-time massager and cute decorating theme for your bathroom. It also makes a great bubble bath toy for little children. He is completely waterproof and is very easy to use. (A 3 year-old figured him out!)

I have started a small collection of these little ducks and think they make a better bathroom decoration than masturbation massager. He is strictly an external massager but does have some good power points on him. The tail, beak and top of his head are all shaped to please.

This little guy is great for everyone! Just do not buy him as a serious masturbation toy, he feels good enough, but I didn't find him powerful enough to bring me to orgasm. He has made me smile a lot when I think of him.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Bachelor/ bachelorette party
    • Everyone
    • Gag gift
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Great with children
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body

Material / Texture

The rubber duckie is made of a rather hard PVC, and feels kind of like a slightly softer plastic. I did not notice an odor and have not tasted him, however I know of a 3 year-old that probably has! He floats great in water and has some good vibrations. If you add bubbles, you will have an abundance wherever your duckie floats.

He is made with obvious points for satisfaction or massage and is wonderful for neck, shoulder and foot massages in the tub.
    • Bumpy
    • No odor
    • Not porous at all

Design / Shape / Size

The design is absolutely adorable!! The big eyes and facial expression are too cute. I love these guys and hope to build my collection up to a respectable amount. I use them for bathroom decoration and am considering them for novelty gift items.

I enjoyed the neck massage, was not impressed with the clitoral massage and was highly impressed with the amount of bubbles generated from the vibrations. This is the second one of this duckie I purchased since I was looking to have three or four of the same and then add the more exotic ones to the pack.

You will have no problem traveling with this, and it is very discrete and whimsical.
    • Beginner
    • Discreet look/design
    • Whimsical / artistic

Functions / Performance / Controls

You need a small screwdriver or coin to open the battery compartment on the bottom. The duckie has a button that you slide to turn it on and off, and the vibrations are primarily on the bottom, but they are disbursed throughout.

He is a prolific bubble maker, a great neck massager and feels nice as a personal massager. I have other toys I prefer to play with in the tub, but he might work out great for you. He is super quiet and very portable.

Beware of your battery supply!! Not only will you lose him to children, you will also lose your supply of batteries to his hungry motor!
    • Battery guzzler
    • Discreet sound
    • Easy to use

Care and Maintenance

I store my duckie on the edge of the tub. I am now going to move them to a basket by the tub!

He is so easy to clean, just soap him up and rinse him when you are done playing. You may also clean him with toy cleaner if you are using him as a personal masturbator. I do not use lubes with him, and think for water play oil or silicone might be the only way to go, water based will not work.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store
Follow-up commentary
Got another duck!!! My bathroom looks pretty cute, but I am going to keep the ducks away from kids. It will make a great bath gift for children, however.
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  • JRabbits
    LOL! Great review, sorry your duckie got duck napped.
  • LittleBird
    Sad day for duckie. Good review.
  • frisky069
    lol, that sucks that a 3 year old took your duck! lol but nice review
  • jenn g
    cute review! cool to know about the bubbles, thanks!
  • eeep
    Lol, cute review. I'd love a duckie and figured one would blend in with the kids toys ones I have in my bathroom, but now I realize he could get duckie napped!
  • BobbiJay
    My bathroom is decorated in ducks so this would fit right in.
  • married with children
    good review, thanks for sharing.
  • edeneve
    great review. sure was pricey.
  • eri86
    I still want one
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