I rub my duckie - discreet vibrator by Big Teaze Toys - review by Hanah

Cute and litte, but no drive

The duck that quacks back...literally. It's design makes me happy and just a little naughty feeling, but it's noise level way disappointing.
It's design is the best "hidden" secret that you don't have to hide in a drawer.
It's noise level and difficulty with the switch makes it discrete value not enough to actual use.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


I was so excited when I got my lucky duckie as a birthday present. I didn't even wait to get it home, as I ripped the packaged open in the car. While my husband drove I turned it on and pushed it against my clit. At first it was warm and then tingly, so I waited and waited. I moved it around a bit, and as the noise of the duck increased I got sweaty. Unfortunately, it wasn't because of the duck. I put it up with a huff, and hoped that maybe in the bath it would be more helpful. I used it in the water later that night, and still it wasn't quite the power I was after. So, after several attempts I gave it up and passed it on into the no good pile. It really disappointed me.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Sensory play
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • Nipples

Material / Texture

The duckie's cute appearance was capturing. I liked that seems you could feel. When I did use it as just a massager it worked well. It's duck face fit well into my vagina, and even tucked into my anus quite well. I was glad that it didn't have that plastic smell that comes with toys of similar products. With the absence of smell I could use it right away!
    • No odor

Design / Shape / Size

The duckie design and cuteness does lend well to it's ability to not stand out as actual toy. My mother came over and thought it was one of the kids bath toys. When I was in those giggling girl moments I could put it in the bubbles and pretend it was my little "secret". I pushed the head easily inside myself, and wasn't poked by the duck's beak. I am sure with a little work I could have got the whole duck in with its head sticking out, but I was concerned it wouldn't come back out.

It tucked easily in my purse, and it reminded me why most discrete toys are made for woman's use only. My husband's big hands couldn't turn the switch to turn it on without actually looking at it. This made its discrete appeal null and void.
    • Discreet look/design

Functions / Performance / Controls

I was truly amazed that when I put the batteries in this it made so much noise. For something so small you would think a plane was taking off in my car. I thought at first it was the car, than the radio, but no it was the duck. I wasn't sure how something that was to be quite and discrete could ever be so with its engine noise coming from between my legs.

As with all things each women is different, maybe I am just a power queen. The more sensual ladies may enjoy its light touch, and the right soft spot for it. I tend to enjoy it rough, hard, and forceful most of the time. I do love that it is waterproof since most of my masturbation is done in the bathtub when reading a good book.
    • Hard to figure out
    • Weak

Care and Maintenance

For a duck with lots of turns and twist it was quite easy to clean. I simply stuck it in the soapy bath water and in a jiffy it was perfect! Of course, if you want to sterilize it a light was of a bleach solution will do the trick. I don't generally put my toys in the dishwasher unless they are glass. Though this is waterproof I would avoid putting it in the dishwasher. I did like its design as I just set it on my tub's edge after I was done and left it there. No one ever did figure out it was a sex toy, and I left it there for months.
    • Easy to clean


The duckie came in a plastic package that you remember from childhood, or at least I do. It fit into the appeal, for me, of having a little duckie that made my vagina feel so happy. I literally stabbed into the package with my car keys, and then used my teeth to pry the plastic apart. My husband laughed at this because he said he did this for his action figures as a child. Once, the plastic was apart I just reached in, put in the batteries, and turned it on. I didn't even read the instructions until way later, as it's design and packaging had my vagina so happy I wanted nothing more than to get the duckie out.
    • Discreet looking packaging
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  • Kayla
    I know how you feel - I feel like I have to break my thumb attempting to turn this little guy on.
  • mllebeauty
    I'm sorry this was a disappointment. I love the look of these little duckie vibes but have never tried one. Thanks for the warning.
  • Kimbertrees
    Great review.
  • Shellz31
    I have often seen these around the site but the look doesn't do much for me. Cheers on the review.
  • Danielle1220
    Great review hun!
  • jdloelo
    Thanks for the review.
  • Hanah
    Thanks so much everyone. I am glad to be helpful!
  • Stnjbe1021
    Thanks for the review. I wanted to try this.
  • namelesschaos
    Thanks for the review and the warning about the noise.
  • J's Alley
    It's these reviews that keep me from getting this. They are so cute...but powerless.
  • PassionQT
    Good job!
  • Monica G
    Thanks for the info!
  • Lady Neshamah
    thanks for the review
  • tami
    thanks for the review
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