I rub my duckie - discreet massager by Big Teaze Toys - review by CutieKayla

Duckie Rubs the Right Spots!

For about $25 you can have a toy that not only pleases your girl parts but makes you happy while you are brushing your teeth as well! For that, I think I Rub My Duckie is well worth the investment. That little glimpse of yellow and his blue "come pet me" eyes in the morning always cheer me up and start my day off right!
Toy has great shape, great vibration, easy to use. Easy clean up. Discreet toy. Cute and fun!
Packaging. Hard to get the toy out and I'm impatient. Toy does eat up batteries quite fast.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


That smile on his face...the bright yellow...the perky little tail. This guy is irresistible! Now, all "cuteness" aside, his work ethic is his real selling point! I have a green bathroom with some yellow accents, so Duckie, and his entourage that I have accumulated, can sit on the bathtub shelf forever without arising any suspicion. This is truly a discreet toy that does not look like a sex toy at all. Sometimes after a long day, you are just too lazy to dig through a box or drawer to find your favorite toy, so it is nice to be able to keep Duckie handy and ready. I love to use Duckie in a bubble bath. It is a great massager for the upper shoulders and neck. The beak can really press hard and work out some stress. Below the water, he works just as hard at stress relief! I like to flip Duckie over and run his tail all over my girl parts. This toy is completely waterproof. I have never had an issue with water getting into the battery compartment, as there is a very firm seal. The toy has a small circular button that you manually slide to adjust its vibration setting. I like a very strong vibration for the most part, and I think Duckie gets about three-quarters of the way there for me. This toy does eat up the batteries quite fast, so if that's something you worry about, I would suggest storing them outside of the toy. For some, opening the battery hinge may be a bit difficult because it has such a tight seal. But I find that a dime provides the perfect size and grip to get the compartment open easily. Clean up of Duckie is a no-brainer. He is not meant for insertion, so after your romp, just a wipe down with some warm, soapy water is all it takes! He comes complete with a multi-language instruction manual and a small catalogue of all the other cute and tempting variations of Duckie that you can hoard! All in all, a perfect toy for those making their first venture into the sex toy world and a great way for those more advanced users to "take care of business!"
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Solo
    • Waterproof
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Custom vibration
    • Quiet vibration
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Clitoris
    • Nipples

Material / Texture

Duckie is made of a rather hard plastic. It does not allow for much bend or give, but the toy has multiple power points (beak, tail, head) that you can use in different ways to please yourself. I've had one of my Duckies for over a year, and his cute painted on eyes haven't faded or chipped!
    • No odor
    • Not porous at all
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

Duckie is the perfect size! He fits great in my hand, and his curved shape allows for a great grip even in the water when things are getting intense! Plus, he looks just like a normal rubber ducky until you flip him over. And anyone that is doing that close of an inspection of your sex toys should probably just be helping you use them anyway!
    • Beginner
    • Discreet look/design
    • Whimsical / artistic

Functions / Performance / Controls

Duckie's vibration control is located underneath, on his flat tummy. The manual switch slides easily so that he is ready to play when you are. It is a completely waterproof toy and his vibrations are just as strong in and out of the tub. For the most part, this is a quiet toy as well. Once in a while the battery seems to rattle against the sides of the toy, but that is an easily corrected problem.
    • Battery guzzler
    • Discreet sound
    • Easy to use

Care and Maintenance

I have several Duckies now, and I store them either in my box with all of my other personal toys or I leave one hanging out in the bathroom with me, smiling away! I don't usually need the use of any lube with this toy because I am almost always in the water when I use it, but adding some to his head or tail outside of the tub would not be a bad idea. Again, clean-up is simple. He is not a toy that's meant for penetration, so just some warm soapy water does the trick.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store


I Rub My Duckie is packaged in one of those annoying, hard to open plastic vacuum type deals. I hate trying to cut open packages without cutting up the instructions. But this type of packaging does keep Duckie safe in shipment and I'm sure helps keep his cost low. So I won't complain too much.
    • Not discreet
    • Recyclable
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  • newfoundlust
    Nice first review. Welcome aboard, keep up the good work.
  • stickythicky
    very good review.
  • CutieKayla
    Thank you newfoundlust and stickythicky!
  • married with children
    good review, thanks. I am not sure I would want this floating around in my tub.
  • v23
    Thanks for the review!
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    Ty for the review
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    Great review!
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    Great review
  • jenn g
    wow, cute! and great review!
  • faust
    Nice review!
  • CutieKayla
    Thank you!
  • eri86
    Wish there was a rechargeable version.
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