I rub my duckie - discreet massager discontinued by Big Teaze Toys - review by This Is For The Birds

I received my I Rub My Duckie as a bridal shower gift from my step mother. She knew I loved ducks and my husband always talked about using sex toys, so when the opportunity of me having a naughty and nice bridal shower came upon she knew exactly what she was gonna buy me, and this little Duckie was it. This guy is so cute and can hide perfectly in the open and no one would ever question what it is.

It is intended for clitorial stimulation and does not have any insertable spots. I am one who loves clitoral stimulation over insertable toys. I, however did not like this toy at all as an adult toy. The only thing I find this toy good for is as a massager. It is on the bigger side so for someone with small hands it just doesn't fit right. The vibrations are super hard/high, and while this may be good for some, I like my vibrations on the softer side. It might of got some more brownie points if it had some type of control switch, but it's just simply an on and off button, that is actually located in the middle of the duck, just by pressing him.

This duck is waterproof so adding it into your bath or shower time is an added perk. However this guy is heavy so this little guy does not float. Using it in the bath or shower might be the only option if you don't live alone since the vibrations are loud.

I rub my duckie's tail and beak are "tipped" and could be used for applying pressure to the clit. This is where I found that he did lack vibrations, so all the vibrations are in the belly which just makes it just that much more awkward.

Duckie can be used with water based lube or a silicone lube. He is easy to clean and can be cleaned with a toy cleaner or just some soap and water. His discreet design makes him not need any storage, although he could easily be stored in with your collection or in a drawer.

The only reason why I like this toy and still do today, is because it's a great massager and bathroom decoration, seeing that my kids/guest bathroom is done up all in ducks.

I still only see this as a gag gift rather than a toy that someone could use. The vibrations are just way tpo strong and are in awkward spots, as well as the design being awkward for stimulation.