I rub my duckie - discreet massager by Big Teaze Toys - review by Verity

I rub my duckie

Discreet massager by Big Teaze Toys

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I Rub My Duckie is cute and fun, but it doesn't get the job done.

The concept had such potential! A rubber duckie vibrator. It should have brought a whole new meaning to bath-time fun. Instead it was a major let down. It's good for a gag gift, but not much else.
Cute. Easy to use. Waterproof.
Only one speed. Size makes it awkward to hold. Doesn't float upright.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
I could not wait to get my Rub My Duckie in the mail. For one thing, it was affordable. It was also cute. I wouldn't have to worry about leaving it out in plain view. A yellow rubber duckie is a pretty innocuous sight in a bathroom. All these pros! What could possibly go wrong?

When it arrived on my doorstep I couldn't wait to try it. I sent the boyfriend out for his guys' night, poured myself a glass of wine, lit some candles and ran a bath. The packaging was difficult to open and to load the batteries I had to hunt up a screwdriver. That should have been the first clue that duckie was a dud.

I settled in to the bath with my duckie. It was completely waterproof, but to my disappointment it didn't really float. It's a bit too heavy for that, so it wound up on its side. I turned the duckie on and got busy. The toy vibrates all over, but is most concentrated in the head and the tail. It got me warmed up, but it wasn't able to finish the job without help from my fingers.

The duckie only has one speed; it's an on and off deal. The vibration isn't really weak, but it's not that strong. In addition to that, the shape makes it bit awkward and difficult to hold onto with wet hands. It was just a bit too big to use comfortably. Duckie is also made of hard plastic, not rubber. I Rub My Duckie is cute and fun but it failed to bring me to orgasm. I got out of the tub annoyed and cranky that my previously exciting new toy was a dud.

I Rub My Duckie is really only good as a novelty item or a gag gift. It's probably great for someone looking for an introduction to sex toys or people who want a sex toy that is discrete.
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  • Jimbo Jones
    A rubber duckie that isn't rubber? I wonder who came up with that concept. Too bad this didn't work out for you, maybe if you had gargantuan men's hands it might be better. Only kidding, but it does bring up a good point, any plans for having your partner use it on you or is this one headed for the landfill? Thanks for the review.
  • Verity
    We actually gave it another chance about a week later. It was good for giggles. The fact that it can be insanely loud when it hits the side of the tub was interesting. Still only decent as a warm up, but it brought silliness to bath-time when it got lost in the bubbles and we could hear it moving around.
  • Snappy
    Does it "swim" around in the tub? It might be fun for kids at bathtime.
  • Sera
    Didn't know it only had one speed. Damn.
  • LavenderSkies
    Nice review. Bummer it was a let down.
  • SexyStuff
  • CynicallyYours
    Nice review!
  • angel142stx
    Nice review
  • Blooddragon
    Good review.
  • TheHardOne
    I agree. Cute But Not Practical. Especially for the price.
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