I rub my duckie - discreet massager by Big Teaze Toys - review by Erotica

Bad Duckie

While it may be cute looking, Duckie doesn't make a very good sex toy. It's a great gag-gift, perfect for a party, but can't perform in the sack.
Easy to store
Weak vibration
Difficult to get right on top of clit
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


The I Rub my Duckie is fine for beginners or people who are worried about someone finding their collecting of dildo's, but, I am neither and the I Rub my Duckie just isn't for me. It's use for clit stimulation, there's really nothing to be inserted. So if you need to be penetrated don't waste your time and money on this Duckie.

It's cute, but I don't really buy toys because they look cute. I want something fairly powerful/strong and can get the job done. Poor Duckie does none of those things. I found his vibration to be weak for my liking and I found myself wanting some sort of penetration. You could use this toy on your clit while using a dildo at the same time...but that sounded more like a work out rather than masturbation!
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Any couple
    • Relaxation/alone time
    • Teasing a partner
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere

Material / Texture

I Rub my Duckie didn't have any strange odor or taste, but with all new toys I get I always like washing them before I play. There's no real texture, Duckie if fairly smooth. The tip of his tail or his mouth has some "tips/points" that could be used pressed up against the clit. The texture is more for beginners.

Design / Shape / Size

The design is cute. It looks more like a toy rather than a sex toy, which is perfect for people who don't want people knowing what goes on late at night. You could easily keep this out in the open, perhaps next to the tub and guests will never second guess it. I found Duckie easy to hold/grip onto when in use.

Functions / Performance / Controls

Duckie's performance was fairly poor. The vibrations were not strong enough to even get me close to climax. I had a hard time getting comfortable with Duckie and figuring out where to place him. Duckie is waterproof, but I didn't notice anything different. He preforms as bad in water as he does out of water, he just doesn't leak.

Care and Maintenance

I cleaned Duckie with hot water and soap. Storing isn't needed as Duckie can sit in the bathroom, or your bedroom, or even your desk without getting noticed. However, if you wanted to hid this toy you can just pop it in a drawer. I used duckie with a water based lube, silicon can be used too. However, this toy cannot be sterilized so if you plan on sharing this toy with a friend you'll need a condom. But in all honesty, if your friend will probably be disappointed in Duckie so don't bother.
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  • Kayla
    Thanks for the review.
  • TitsMcScandal
    Thanks for the review, I always figured the weird shape would lead to non-orgasm.
  • Lithaewyn
    Thanks for the review.

    I never got excited over these, and maybe that's not such a bad thing.
  • sophie2229
    ...at least it's cute! Thanks for the review
  • ......
    I've never really been interested in these, so I'm not surprised that they aren't that great. Thanks for the review.
  • Sammi
    I think these are cute, but the shape is somewhat awkward.
  • Pandahb
    Looks like something the kids won't notice sitting in the bathroom, but can help for a little play before the big guns come out. Thanks for the review!
  • Lady Neshamah
    thanks for the review
  • This Is For The Birds
    Great review.

    Wasn't for me, although it makes a great massager.
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