I rub my duckie - discreet massager by Big Teaze Toys - review by NOMNOM

Cute but not my best friend.

It's a cute novelty item, but not good enough for everyday orgasm induction. Nice for taking out every once in a while, but you wouldn't want to leave it around the house if you've got inquisitive visitors.
Varied texture, discreet style, cannot be turned on accidentally.
No large enough smooth areas to really satisfy, vibes come in and out.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
I bought this on a whim because it's always fun to have a new toy to play with. However, it really let my hopes down. After using several higher quality toys, going back to a cheap item like this is very dissatisfying. The vibes kind of come in and out, even though I've only used it for short periods of time and have not worn down the battery. It's a little too loud compared to my other vibes to use in a house full of people, but probably could only reach its full potential with certain people in a nice hot tub - preferably a bubble bath or couples' bath!

It's a little difficult to turn on and off and there's no different levels - just HARD and LOUD vibes. There's no button to turn it on - instead there is a little plastic thing you turn on the bottom of the duck next to the battery. This might get you off if you're already close to orgasm, but it just doesn't turn me on. I know I'm hard to please sexually, but this duckie was too intense to be pleasurable. The shape of the toy is interesting and might be nice if it were twice as big (I wanted more smooth and flat surface and less beak/wing feathers that got in the way). I like the back of the duck's head right against my clit. It's nice and smooth and doesn't irritate me like the beak can. Some of the tail feathers or the head can also be inserted if you like that, but it just irritated me when I tried.

I would recommend this item if you're embarrassed about owning sex toys (get over it, they're harmless fun.. or go for something higher quality yet discreet like the layaspot) or are looking for fun goody-bag items for a bachelorette party or maybe a special friends-only bridal shower.
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My I rub my duckie tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Busy women
    • College students
    • Fast session/quickie
    • Relaxation/alone time
    • Sexually inexperienced/beginners
    • Teasing a partner
    • Young couples
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bathtub
    • Dorm room/campus living
    • Pool
    • Shower
Do you like this review?
  • Miss Cinnamon
    Welcome to Eden! Nice first review. Was this toy too loud to use discreetly?
  • Sammi
    Welcome to the community!
  • ......
    Welcome! Thanks for the review.
  • 00
    Welcome and congrats on your first review.
  • GNGenie
    Very amusing review! Welcome!
    Thanks for all the welcomes! I think this review thing could be fun.

    As for the duckie, it's louder than my other vibes, but absolutely shower-friendly. With a fan and the water running, no one will hear it. That's one reason I try to stick with waterproof.
  • Lady Neshamah
    thanks for the review
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