I rub my duckie - discreet vibrator by Big Teaze Toys - review by Dizzykakes

Before I ordered this toy, I thought to myself, "Man, I am ruining my childhood memories." When I was little I would always watch Ernie sing his song:
"Rubber Duckie, you're the one,
You make bathtime lots of fun,
Rubber Duckie, I'm awfully fond of you."
Now I completely understand where he was coming from. Though I don't believe this is what Sesame Street was going for, I am glad I have had the chance to have my own little rubber ducky.

Packaging: This toy was put in a package that screamed commercial on it. With a bathtub background and a lot of bubbles, one can tell this toy belongs with you in the bathtub. Neat thing is it shows the beautiful ducky through the packaging. With its big blue eyes, one would not expect a thing. On the package it doesn't actually scream, "I AM A SEX TOY!" However, it does make a little joke on the package. It shows a talking bubble which says "It is not the beak, it's the motion." It also includes important facts. Right under the title, "I Rub my duckie," it says "waterproof personal massager." If you have kids, I don't think it would be a big deal to open it in front of them. Only problem that might occur is they might want to play with it. Opening the package is pretty simple; just simply pull both sides of the plastic apart. There is no tape or glued plastic making it hard to open. When I opened it, it came with batteries included. It takes two AA batteries.

Function: The Duckie is not very small and not very heavy in weight. It is about the length of a hand and as heavy as your average rabbit vibrator. If you flip the toy upside down, you can see where you put the batteries in. In order to get the batteries in, you will need a screw driver. Simply unscrew the back and pop the batteries in appropriately. If you need help with this step, directions are provided for you in the box. Once you put the batteries in, it's time for play time. Simply push along the back of the toy. Push it once to turn it on, and push it again to turn it off. It is pretty simple. It takes little pressure to turn this toy on, but it isn't so light that the toy would turn on if you were just moving it around from place to place. The duckie vibrates all over. To get the maximum pleasure out of this toy, one should use the beak or the tail. The vibration isn't as strong as I like but is still good enough to get pleasure.

Use: I use my toy in the bathtub. It actually floats around in the tub like a normal duckie, which I think is awesome. When I actually use my toy, I put the vibration directly on my clitoris or on my back. This toy's main use is to massage and soothe. It works amazingly for the purpose.

Cleaning and storage: Since I am usually in the bath tub when I use it, I just wash it off before and after use. This will help keep your duckie as clean as you are. When putting away my duckie, I just leave it right beside my bathtub because no one really would expect a thing. It really is very discreet. If you are nervous about someone finding out about your duckie, you can pretty much put it anywhere of your choosing.

My experience with the duckie was a good one. Not much of a wow factor for me, but it is still a good toy. I would recommend it for beginners and people who love discreet toys. I actually gave this toy to my best friend who seemed to need it more than I but is too shy to buy it for herself. She loves it as well, and no one in her family suspects a thing.