AKA: Sticky and Slimy

If you really feel you need something this thick then this might be an okay lubricant for you. However you will need several re-applications and lots of patience when dealing with this sticky, slimy mess.
Grapefruit seed extract.
Too sticky; hard to clean off.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
The Probe Thick and Rich lubricant is a bit of a questionable lube for me. While it will lubricate the given area for a while, it is a bit sticky and slimy to the touch. Visually, this lube is just like many others; in the bottle, it moves a bit more slowly due to its thicker viscosity. Probe Thick and Rich is unflavored, however there is a slight chemical smell to it.

The lube is clear and made from a combination of water, vegetable glycerin, polyethylene oxide, and grapefruit seed extract. Most of these ingredients are quite typical of lubricants. Grapefruit seed extract is also thought to be antimicrobial (something that can stave-off bacterial growth). This is a nice little feature for the lubricant.

Despite this lube's thickness, it's unfortunately more sticky than anything. When touching this lube, whether to apply it yourself, your partner, or a toy, you might notice a few sticky "strings" of lube that just won't quite let go. This stickiness is also present when getting it out of its container, and the thickness of the lube can make this slow work. The lube is otherwise very smooth and slick in texture, almost to the point of being slimy feeling. Another sad point with this particular lubricant is that it dries rather quickly and does not spread easily. The constant need to reapply can be a bit bothersome during an otherwise-enjoyable time.

Cleaning this lubricant off is rather easy, as you only need to use soap and water. However, I have noticed that if you don't clean this off of your skin almost immediately, it will become a clear, flaky substance that begins to itch after a short while. If you're prone to skin allergies, you may wish to keep that in mind when using Probe.
Follow-up commentary
This was just too sticky and gross to be enjoyable. Unless you're a fan of big sticky messes, I would not recommend this lube.
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  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Bedroom / on a bed
    • Campus/roommate living
  • Features
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    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Genitals
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  • Contributor: lovelyzombie
    this stuff is horrible! Glad someone else saw that!
  • Contributor: spiced
    Thanks for the review / warning! This sounds about as bad as a lube as honey would be!
  • Contributor: sunnyc
    Won't be trying this one! Thanks for the helpful review.
  • Contributor: bayosgirl
  • Contributor: Lavendar
    thanks for the review
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