Alien Approved!

Probe Thick and Rich is a natural, water-based lubricant. It can safely be used for anal sex, as an oral sex aid, and, since it's water-based, it won't hurt any kind of sex toy material. While the product states that it's safe for vaginal use, that will vary from person to person depending on whether or not you're sensitive to glycerin. Since glycerin is a sugar derivative, it could potentially cause a yeast infection when hanging out in a warm vagina. I occasionally use Probe Thick and Rich vaginally, though, and haven't experienced any problems yet.

I have to be honest: this lube reminds me of alien goo. You know, how they're always all slimy in the movies? Seriously, this stuff could be used for special effects. It sounds a bit icky, but it's not a bad thing if you like thick lube. This also makes it excellent for anything anal. Also, when using it, I like to keep a little hand towel nearby to wipe off my hands because this stuff doesn't evaporate on its own very quickly like Sliquid does.



Above is a photo of this lube, Probe Thick and Rich, compared with Davryan's other lube, Probe Silky Light. As you can see, the Probe Thick and Rich doesn't want to budge; the Silky Light has a much thinner consistency.

I didn't necessarily want to eat some of this lube, but of course I want to be thorough. It hardly tastes like anything to me; it's just very slightly bitter. I can't detect any scent from it.

This lube performs well, in my opinion. I mostly just use it for butt plug insertion; I can wear either a silicone or stainless steel plug for around four hours, comfortably, while using this lube. I also use it vaginally sometimes, and, depending on the toy material, it seems to last about half an hour before needing reapplication. I especially like this lube for really draggy silicone, such as Fun Factory's.

I have this lube in the 17-ounce pump-top bottle. Above, I have it next to a 8.5-ounce bottle of Silky Light. I took the label off to make it more discreet, since it's a pretty big size and not very easy to hide.

Ingredients: Purified Water, Vegetable Glycerin, Polyethylene Oxide, and Grapefruit Seed Extract. There's some more interesting information on the ingredients on the product's website.