Excellent, but kinda weird

This is a very thick water based lube, very excellent for anal. It's safe for all the toys and condoms you could ever dream of, and doesn't dry up in the middle of sex!
Water based (won't damage toys/condoms)
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
Everyone needs an excellent lube. I in particular had some annoyingly stringent requirements for what I needed. I needed a water based lube. It also needed to be really good lube, because the only time I ever use lube is for anal, which I rather like. That narrows choices quite a lot.

I picked this item up, hoping for all the best in my quest for a good lube. This item proved to be a pretty good lube for exactly what I needed, but it does have some fairly...odd points to it.

I picked up the 2.5 oz bottle, mostly because that's all they had that wasn't a tiny sampler item. (Which is what I'm trying to avoid, really.) The item says on its packaging that it is made with natural citrus preservatives. It doesn't seem to smell like anything in particular, so this shred of information offered nothing in regards to scent. (It also states the item has no scent on the back.) The ingredients on the back include:
-Vegetable glycerin
-Polyethylene Oxide
-Grapefruit seed extract
Fairly basic set of ingredients.

It also claims, on the back of the packaging, that it is supposed to 'mimic the body's own lubrication'. In use, it did make it as easy as working with a nice and wet vagina. However, the lube itself is very odd. It sort of follows whatever touches it, sort of in the way that hot gluestick does. You touch something with it, and it leaves a string of itself when you move away. I can't say this seems like natural lube to me, but the rest of it is fairly accurate.

I rather enjoy this product, overall. It's very thick for a water lube, and I haven't needed to reapply in the middle of using it. It can be used for all things needing to be lubed, and I highly suggest it!
Follow-up commentary
This does tend to get a tad sticky after a while of use. It's still easy to clean and makes for an amazing anal lube.
This product was provided at a discounted price in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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    • Good for anal
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