Twisted hearts seduction - massager by Doc Johnson - review by The-Great-Blight

Powerful little thing

There are probably better toys with the same functions. The petals on this toy are the deal breaker, they can get in the way and that's not for everyone.
Strong, big, got it for free
Could be difficult to insert due to petals being in the way
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


I'm not sure why I got this thing exactly, it was a free gift with my purchase but I didn't think I would have any particular use for it. Except what I didn't realize is that this isn't a small bullet sized vibrator, it's actually quite girthy. It is as thick as the toys I usually put in my butt. I know it's intended for g-spots and clitori. But I figured I'll stick a couple batteries in and maybe give it a shot. The petal only got in the way slightly, but once inside this guy actually packs a punch.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body

Material / Texture

It's made of TPR, it's squishy and smooth. It didn't have a scent, but I did lick it and it has an awful, I mean REALLY AWFUL bitter taste; even after thoroughly washing it with soap, would not come out. That was TPR taste and I'm not sure how I feel about it. I am a bit skeptical as far as the safety of the material.
    • Bitter
    • No odor
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

Wow this thing is big. I didn't look at any of this toy's specs because it was a free gift. I figured it was going to be a bullet I could keep around for... something. Whip it out maybe during foreplay on someone's clit. This toy is 1 and 5/8 inches thick and has petals. I'm not entirely sure it's meant to be inside of you. It's amazing when it's inside, but maybe it's not so universal. I would suggest the petals be made softer for easier insertion. Those little things inside could be really good, but not necessarily at their current firmness.

The toy is also waterproof.
    • Partner play
    • Whimsical / artistic

Functions / Performance / Controls

Its got a dial to control speed and at high it's kind of loud. I find vibrators are only at their strongest when the battery is brand new and then, like heroine, you never get the same sensation again.
    • Battery guzzler
    • Not very discreet

Care and Maintenance

Basic warm water and soap. Anti-bacterial soap. Water and silicone lube. Not sure what can be done about that taste though.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store


Very simple plastic box, plastic molding inside; nothing to write home about really.
    • Would make a nice gift


I didn't really use this toy as intended since I lack the bits necessary. But I found it enjoyable. It's thick, but short and it stays in.
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  • Peggi
    Being tiny myself I planned on using this bad boy externally ONLY! I'd imagine this is a bit much for many women based on the dimensions. Great review though!
  • P'Gell
    Thank you for the review. I'm looking forward to getting this as a gift with my next order. I like girthy toys.
  • Diabolical Kitty
    I love girthy toys and I'm hoping this to work for me. Nice review.
  • jenn g
    Thanks for the review
  • bayosgirl
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