Twisted hearts seduction - discreet vibrator by Doc Johnson - review by PassionCpl

Like others, I got this as a freebie and was really looking forward to it. The material is nice to look at and pleasant to the touch, but that's about it.

The packaging was nice but nothing fancy. It has a look of something you'd find at Spencer's or Adam & Eve. I'd recommend keeping the box though, since this thing could attract lint in the vacuum of Space. The box contained just the vibrator (a very nice Phthalate Free TPR with a somewhat velvety texture) with no literature, but none is needed really, other than to save a couple of minutes figuring which way around the two AAA batteries go since mine came with no markings. Once they were in, I gave the base a twist and was surprised by how loud it is. If you've picked this up as a 'discreet' vibrator, then you might want to make sure you're home alone before you put it to the test. Ok, it wasn't loud enough to wake the neighbors. But put it this way, if you can imagine a man's electric razor that's been left buzzing on a wooden counter, then you'll have some idea of what to expect.

When it came to actual use, frankly I was disappointed. Whoever came up with the idea of those two bumps needs to have their head examined! At approximately 5.5" inches long and 5" circumference I knew from the moment I put the batteries in, that there was no way on Earth this thing was going inside me with *those* nubs, and it really didn't do much for me as a clit stimulator either. I was constantly aware of the size and volume of it, not to mention the fact that I couldn't really relax with it in case the nubs went somewhere painful.

I really hate to appear ungrateful when an item is offered as a free gift, but I don't think this particular vibe was even worth the price I paid.

Well, several months have passed, and not only have we learned to write better reviews (to those who didn't find this one useful, it was supposed to be nothing more than a quickie rather than anything in-depth), but we'd almost forgotten that we had it. We tried it out one more time just to see if it was a lack of experience that stopped us from liking it when we first got it, but nope, it's just all wrong for us. The vibrations and material are all still okay, but it's that damn shape. You just look at it and think "Ummmm... no."

Sadly, this will probably get trashed since it's not even one that I can imagine turning to if every single other toy we own suddenly dies. Hmmm - I wonder if Goodwill would take it?