Twisted hearts seduction - massager by Doc Johnson - review by js250

You Twist My Heart Around - In The Tub!

Take a bath and bring your twisted heart! This toy was made for tub play! It failed the couples test, passed the solo test and aced the water play! I could not get it to make me squirt, which was fine, but the underwater vibrations really woke this toy up. So, come on, take a bath, & do not forget the most important item!
Tub Play!!
Good vibrations
Internal use hurts
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


The Twisted Heart vibrator is a powerful and girthy little vibrator. I teased my husband with it a bit, but he wasn't liking the nubs or the rounded large base. I, however, loved the vibrating nubs on my nipples and clitoris and really liked the rounded larger area for clitoral and labial stimulation.

I was very surprised at the girth and was a bit scared of insertion due to the nub placement. I eventually got it inserted, but was a bit uncomfortable with insertion, removal and the overall size. It did not work for my body and size internally. I am disappointed, I was hoping to catch my G-spot with the nubs.

This toy would be good for anyone from a beginner user to an advanced user based on the different options of use. Beginners would have a quiet, larger tipped and soft clitoral and sensory teaser where advanced users can have a small, discreet but girthy little vibrator that is reasonably powerful.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Sensory play
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • On a bed only
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Girthy
    • Silicone lube friendly
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Clitoris
    • Nipples

Material / Texture

The Twisted Heart is made of a soft yet form TPR material that is phthalates free, silicone compatible and easily cleanable. Do not share unless using a condom, however, since this material is still a bit porous.

There was no odor or taste to my vibe after washing the first time, I usually do this with a new toy to get the dust and other contaminants off. The texture is soft but a bit grabby and lube was a must for me. The knobs are pretty flexible and moved with little pressure.

I like this texture pretty well and was pleased with the felling after lube was added. It is too grabby for me to use sans lube, however, so keep this in mind prior to purchasing this toy. Beginners to advanced users should enjoy the feelings this toy produces.
    • No odor
    • Smooth
    • Somewhat porous

Design / Shape / Size

The design is pretty cute, it is of a heart that has been cut and twisted to make a uniquely shaped vibrator. I was very surprised at the large girth, especially in comparison to the small size of the Twisted Heart! It measures 1 3/4" diameter by about 5 1/2" long. Only about 4" is insertable if you dare.

There are two knobs where the heart was 'cut', the first one is about an inch down from the top and is about 1/4"x1/2" and sticks out approx. 3/8". The second one is about 3 3/4" from the top and on the opposite side. It has the same measurement as the first one. The are pleasantly flexible and do conduct the vibrations, though not as strongly as the tip.

This is not a very discreet toy, but is small enough to hide easily and fit in a make up case. I was shocked at the girth and was happy with the overall design. This is a great tub toy, more about that later.
    • Girthy
    • Partner play
    • Whimsical / artistic

Functions / Performance / Controls

The vibrations are fairly strong and are located in the very tip. They do travel well down the shaft and into the two knobs. The battery compartment is in the shaft and accessible by unscrewing the base, inserting 2 AAA batteries and replacing the cap on the base.

The control is the rounded colored part on the base. Twist it to the speed you desire and let the orgasms happen! I did notice that if I screwed the cap on too tight the vibe did not work. Loosen the cap and it worked perfectly. I thought it was fairly quiet compared to most of my pocket rockets.

This baby is Waterproof!!! And boy does that ring true! I love this as a bath toy! The water did not dampen the noise and I just received a silicone lube so I was able to have an amazing time in the bath tub. I ran the jets, let the water swirl around me and got busy with this little heart. I came about four times in five minutes. I ended up having to turn the toy off and breathe for a bit. This was what this toy was made for! The heart got twisted in the water by forceful orgasms!
    • Discreet sound
    • Easy to use
    • Waterproof

Care and Maintenance

The Twisted Heart is waterproof and very easy to clean. I wash it thoroughly in soapy water, rinse, let air dry - it loves lint!- and the go over it with a toy cleaner for disinfecting purposes. Take a bit of extra care around the knobs and seam running diagonally from knob to knob. Especially if you use a silicone lubricant for water play.

I keep this in a zip lock bag separate from my other toys due to discoloration issues. I also use silicone lube in the tub with this, otherwise I primarily use water based lubes. I have received a water and silicone lube recently ( ), which I just reviewed and loved. I am unable to use it in the tub, however, due to its water soluble properties.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store
Follow-up commentary
I still love this as one of my favorite bath toys! It is so powerful under the water and is completely waterproof so far. I recommend this to anyone who loves playing in the tub or shower and likes more powerful vibrations.

Penetration is not going so well for me, so I have retired it to the tub toy area. It also helps make some serious bubbles for your bath!
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  • Sunshineamine
    Thanks for the review. I just got this and I am still on the fence about it. Hopefully with some more use I may grow to like it better. I haven't tried submerging yet so I am glad to hear that it went well for you. And jets in your tub, I am a bit jealous, that is awesome.
  • Tefca
    Thanks for the review! We were pondering how this works.
  • Lavender*Moon
    Thanks for the review. I was hoping for a great insertion toy, but I guess I'll have to keep looking.
  • Boobs and Lubes
    we got ours yesterday, will be posting soon. it looks promising.
  • leatherlover
    Thanks for the great review.
  • Miss Anonymous
    Thanks for the review! You did an awesome job. I just got mine, and it was broken but they sent me a replacement! I can't wait to give it ago.
  • LM
    Thanks for the review!
  • Stinkytofu10
    ty for the review
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  • Drakoni
    Another awesome review! I saw this product on the free with purchase special and made my way here. Great to see a detailed review for even the simplest products.
  • Ghost
    What a cutie! Thanks for the review.
  • ColorMeCute
    Thanks for the review
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    alrighty taking it into the shower when I get it
  • tlaskowski
    thanks! ill have to try it in bath! only used it in bed! and i agree a little girthy!
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