For citrus scented, yet still sweaty boobs

I definitely enjoy the smell and feel of this lotion. The bottle is cute, though a bit odd to have sitting out since it says Hooters on it. If I had just ordered it to use as a general lotion I would give it a 5 but since I don't feel that it lived up to the hype I just can't do that.
Published:
Pros:
Lovely scent, adorable bottle and a nice texture.
Cons:
It didn't reduce the amount of sweat that I accrued from various activities.
Rating by reviewer:
3
useful review

Use

This "female comfort lotion" from Doc Johnson is intended to be applied to the breasts and other areas of the body where you may sweat profusely. It's supposed to keep you moisturized without getting so sweaty.

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

To use this lotion you simply pop open the top and squeeze. It comes out easily and not too quickly. It's a good texture, not too thin or thick. It absorbed into my skin well.
    • Creamy
    • Smooth

Taste / Aroma

I love the smell of this lotion. It has a fruity, possibly citrus like smell. This is probably due to the Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Juice that is listed in the ingredients. I did not taste it.
    • Light smell
    • Smells good

Performance

I bought this as a gift for a family member. She has much larger breasts than me and has complained about sweating after workouts. After she had it for a while she gave it back to me unused because she was afraid to put it on due to a pre-existing skin condition.

So I told her that I would test it out myself and let her know if it worked. I was also curious because I had been planning to buy a couple more of these for other well endowed family members. Personally I am a size C which I consider average for my body size. While I do get sweaty breasts at times I can handle it.

So today I used it as instructed. After showering and drying off I applied to to my breasts first. I waited a few minutes to make sure that I didn't have any issues with it (I have sensitive skin). My skin was fine and I loved the smell. I figured that I might as well apply it to some other areas that get particularly sweaty for me (my arm pits, butt and thighs).

Then I took a walk to meet my man. I was running late as usual and walking fairly fast both ways. When we returned I was still as sweaty as I ever am. I dried off and changed. Then we had sex. I proceeded to get much sweatier. My man didn't mention any unpleasant or unusual taste on my breasts so I guess that it absorbed in fine. After that we had to hurry up to get ready so I only dried off. I did not have time to shower. I haven't had an issue with itchiness or anything since then.
    • Absorbs into skin nicely
    • Feels natural

Packaging

This 4.5 ounce bottle of lotion is simple. It doesn't come in a package. There is just a piece of plastic under the cap to remove before use. I think that it's a cute design since it's black with pink and white writing.

The back of the bottle does tell you how to apply it. It recommends using a quarter sized amount at a time.

It also lists the ingredients as follows: Water (Aqua), Tapioca Starch Isopropyl Palmitate, Tocopheryl Acetate, Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Juice, Acrylates/C10-30 Alkyl Acrylate, Crosspolmer, Disodium EDTA, Fragrance (Parfum), Sodium Hydroxide, Colloidal Silver. So if you are allergic to any of those you would want to avoid it.

I don't consider it discreet at all. It says both Hooters and "female comfort lotion" on it (which actually sounds more like a lube to me). I generally don't recommend traveling with any open lotion if possible as it has a tendency to leak all of everything else that it's placed with.
    • Easy to use / dispense
    • Very informative packaging
    • Would make a nice gift
Follow-up commentary
I forgot all about this until I was organizing my bathroom the other day. I have a ton of lotion so it never did end up just getting used as normal lotion. I decided to try it again.

This time I put on my chest and my butt (as it gets sweaty when I workout). Then I did an hour and a half workout at home. This time I didn't seem as sweaty as I normally do after completing the workout. My clothes were damp but not drenched. Maybe before I expected too much.

I had previously tried it outside during a vigorous walk and then during sex. I probably still won't use it often unless I know that I have to squeeze a workout in very quickly before going somewhere. I prefer to shower afterwards.
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Comments
  • Wicked Wahine
    Wicked Wahine  
    Thanks for the review. I think the people this works best for are those who have a large enough chest, that the fold underneath gathers sweat just doing day to day activities. It's not meant to replace an after workout shower.
  • GingerSpice
    GingerSpice  
    thanks for followup
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