Happy Hooters - female intimate lotion by Doc Johnson - review by StarGirlKay

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Not bad, not the best

I would not call this item "fabulous," but I would definitely buy this again and I am happy that I took a chance and bought it in the first place. ALMOST perfect, but could do with a small amount of tweaking.
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Pros:
Softer skin
Smoother skin
Mild, subtle scent
Easy to use
Cons:
May effect people with sensitive skin
Needs to be reapplied occasionally
Rating by reviewer:
4
useful review

Use

This product is best applied only when actually needed, as I find that it does not last quite as long as it says on the container. Women who like to look and feel their best should definitely try this themselves.
My friend, who also tested it, has very sensitive skin and found herself with a small rash the next day, but she also said it was great apart from that.

For the price, I would say it is a good spend and worth the money, but there are a few better options out there if you've got the budget for them.

The scent is pleasant, if a tiny bit bland, I found myself also spritzing on a bit of perfume (I am a sucker for smelling gorgeous 24/7. If you like a discreet, womanly scent, it is absolutely perfect. Apart from the few small issues I have mentioned, this works like a charm, and I would recommend it to anyone with a small budget and a big libido.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Confidence boost
    • Massage
    • Mood enhancer
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Breasts

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

The texture of the lotion is similar to that of a good moisturizer, and I found it very easy to use, I did not find it too runny or jelly-like. Not a lot is needed, so again, for the price, you get quite good value as it would last awhile. It does leave the area smooth and feeling perfect after use, although as stated earlier, it can run out (I find that it runs out on warm days like today a lot quicker than it should).
    • Creamy
    • Smooth
    • Velvety

Taste / Aroma

The aroma of the lotion is very feminine, and smelled very similar to the moisturizer I favor for my legs, which was great because I didn't feel like I was being overwhelmed by clashing scents. Although as I said earlier in my review, the smell is not very noticeable and I found myself using a dash of perfume afterwards.
If you want a mild but subtly womanly scent, this is perfect.
    • Light smell

Performance

The product lasted pretty well 3 out of the 4 days I have been using it. It lasted at least 6-8 hours each time, but on one of the days we had a small heatwave and I found it wore off very quickly and I had to reapply it after only three or four hours. My boyfriend, who I live with, said that he definitely saw the value in the product, and said that my breasts felt smoother and softer.

It is very easy to rub in, not oily or greasy. I found application was quick and easy, with no stickiness afterwards, which made my morning much quicker. I would say that my favorite thing about this lotion is that it does what it says on the container, and it also adds to your confidence. I also found it boosted my libido (and that of my boyfriend).

The product will gradually fade away, so no need for scrubbing every night.
    • Absorbs into skin nicely
    • Dries up too fast
    • Feels natural

Personal comments

I will definitely be using this product again. Well worth the money.
    • Recommended
    • Value
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