Reasonably Pleased Hooters

This product does help do what it promises which is reduce sweat under the breasts. I needed a product like this and I am happy to say it helps a lot, but it isn't a miracle cure. I still have mild sweat under my breasts at the end of the day and occasionally a little gunk from where it didn't completely absorb.
Published:
Pros:
reduced sweat and irritation
Cons:
sometimes get gunky and doesn't absorb all the way
floral scent
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review

Use

this product is intended to reduce sweat and irritation under the breasts for women. It can also be used in other places that build up sweat like the groin, underarms, and knees. This product has a mild flowery scent which may be off putting for men as a product they would use. It was designed with women in mind, so most women can find a use for it.
    • Bridal gift

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

From the first time I used this I noticed gummy chunks every once in a while with this product. I mostly find them at the end of a long day after wearing this, but I did notice them a few times straight out of the bottle. I figure it isn't a big deal; more like when a product in a pump dries up right on the spout. I am not in love with this gumminess, but I can easily live with it.

This is like a very thin, silky lotion. It absorbs very quickly in the skin and leaves a kind of powdery feeling afterwards.
    • Slick

Taste / Aroma

Do not taste this. I did on accident and still regret it. I was trying to pull the seal off of the bottle with my teeth and got some of this in my mouth. It tastes like every awful chemical ever. YUCK!

As for scent which is much more relevant to this product, I despise floral scents. They give me sinus headaches without fail. This has one of those powdery soft floral scents, but I can at least say that it is faint a mostly dissipates quickly. I notice a tiny waft of it after removing my bra, but it isn't bad.
    • Bad smell
    • Bad taste
    • Light smell

Performance

This product is chock full of chemicals, so if you have allergies, you may want to make sure they aren't included in this product.

Here are the ingredients:
Water (Aqua), Tapioca Starch Isopropyl Palmitate, Tocopheryl Acetate, Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Juice, Acrylates/C10-30 Alkyl Acrylate, Crosspolmer, Disodium EDTA, Fragrance (Parfum), Sodium Hydroxide, Colloidal Silver

This works well, but I would still have a little sweat happen. I get rashes easily, and I haven't had one since using this product, so I don't mind having a little sweat at the end of the day. It washes off easily if it doesn't absorb before you get to the sink.
    • Absorbs into skin nicely
    • Allergy concerns

Packaging

This came in a plastic bag for shipping to protect the rest of my order in case of any spills. the bottle has a seal under the lid that needs to be removed before use. the seal was difficult to remove hence my inadvertent taste test. The bottle itself has the name of the product quite visibly on it which would definitely peak anyone's interest about what this product if, so I don't leave it out on my bathroom counter.
    • Easy to use / dispense
    • Not discreet
    • Very informative packaging

Personal comments

If the floral scent and the gunkiness weren't there, this would be a 5 star product, but I am not loving those two things about this. I will still recommend this product in a heartbeat, and I know I will be purchasing it again.

Experience

I am extremely busty and have been battling sweat and irritation under my bust for years. I was so excited for this product when I found it on Eden. The first three times I tried to order it; it was always out of stock. As reviews started being posted, I just got more excited; it was working for people!

I was very, very nervous about the scent though. After trying it out, I am reasonably pleased with this. It did help, but it isn't a miracle product.
Follow-up commentary
I figure out that the weird globs are form the tapioca starch that is used in this. It works well and has reduced the discomfort I feel significantly. I am super happy with this. I just wish it came in a different scent.
This product was provided at a discounted price in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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Comments
  • travelnurse
    travelnurse  
    I've been wanting to try this! Thanks for the info.
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    Zandrock  
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    NellietheRose  
    Does it taste weird after it's dried and absorbed into the skin? Thank you so much! Awesome review!
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