Official Basic Instinct Parody by Zero Tolerance - review by bzzingbee

Basic Instinct Parody

This parody is both funny and hot. The sex is interesting and not too 'a, then b, then c' and the dialogue between the scenes is hilarious. The famous vag shot in the interview room is perfect! This will be enjoyable to anyone who is familiar with the original movie for the dialogue and anyone who isn't for the sex scenes.
Funny dialogue between scenes, hot sex that varies
Music is a little dark and intense at times
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review

Obviously, this movie is a comedic remake of the movie Basic Instinct. The movie opens with a blond female and a guy having sex. During the act, the female picks up a letter opener type device and stabs the male. The next part of the scene is the cops showing up to investigate.

Scene 1 - Brianne Benson and Lexi Belle - The two ladies start kissing and touching each other as soon as the cops leave after a brief interview about their whereabouts the night before. Lexi Belle gives oral to Brianne Benson and then fingers her quick and hard while sucking on her nipple. Next, Lexi lays down on the floor and Brianne licks her pussy and fingers her. Brianne gets oral in various other positions before the scene ends. The music throughout this scene is ominous and intense.

Scene 2 - Lyla Storm and Micheal Vegas- After a hilarious pscyh session to help Michael with his internal affairs problems (they think he is a sex addict) Lyla and Michael decide to play 'show me yours and I'll show you mine'. Lyla starts by doing a strip tease for Michael and us. Once she's fully naked she touches herself until she entices Michael over to eat her pussy which he does for a nice long time, even using some fingers on her. Lyla takes a turn at being down on her knees before she mounts him reverse cowgirl on the coffee table. They switch off to missionary which has some nice hair pulling and light choking in it. The scene ends with Michael coming on her chin.

Scene 3 - Brandy Aniston and Ryan McLane- Brandy teases Ryan's character who is trying to be a 'good boy'. She strips down for her strip search and makes it too hard for him to resist. She touches herself while he looks on until he caves and starts kissing her. Next, Ryan is on his knees expertly licking Brandy's pussy while fingering much for that good boy image. Next he strips down and sits in the interview chair wearing nothing but his badge while getting a blow job. When brandy finishes her blow job, she climbs onto Ryan's cock in reverse cowgirl before being bend over for some standing doggy style. Brandy then gets back in the chair for missionary, which looks like a bit of a challenge since Ryan has to crouch down to fuck her. they pull it off well, but it looks like it would be tough for the average person. The scene ends with Ryan coming on her face, though you do see a large glob of cum go flying past her head (she appeared a little startled by it too, ha ha).

Scene 4 - Francesca Le and Will Powers- These two have a little office romance on Will's desk. Francessca strips down as they kiss and then works on getting Will naked. Francesca rubs her pussy while she watches Will undress and then he lays her down on the desk to eat her pussy. Will gets a blow job next and gets to rub his cock between her breasts. Missionary on the desk is the first position that these two fuck in followed by reverse cowgirl and ends with Will coming on her face.

Scene 5 - Breanne Benson and Micheal Vegas- This sex scene opens with more dark, ominous, intense music. Brianne is already naked, so she just has to undress Michael which she does while rubbing him down and teasing him with her nails. When she finally has him naked, Brianne gives him a sloppy blow job before he binds her over the bed for doggy style sex. Next, they climb onto the bed for some girl on top sex followed by a twisted missionary position on the edge of the bed. The scene ends with him coming on her stomach and chest.
The menu options on this disc offer: play movie, scene selections, trailers, and popshots. There are no behind the scenes clips on this disc.
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  • ZenaidaMacroura
    Thanks for the review. This movie wasn't my favorite, but then I've never seen the original. Have you seen it?
  • bzzingbee
    I've only seen parts of the original, but enough that I got the jokes. Thanks for the comment and vote!
  • Linga
    Great review, I can't wait to watch mine
  • namelesschaos
    Thanks for the review.
  • SiNn
    awesome review
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