Hot Scenes and Funny Dialogue!

If you're in the mood for a porn film that isn't just sex and also adds a dangerous thrill to the plot, the Basic Instincts parody is for you. Your heart will be pumping - and not just during the steamy scenes - but you'll also find yourself laughing at the tongue-in-cheek tone of the script.
Sexy scenes, attractive actors, better acting than you see in usual porn
Unrealistic acting, unlikable protagonist
Rating by reviewer:
useful review

I thought initially that a XXX parody would just be a really lame, cheesy version of the actual film. Having never watched Basic Instinct before, I wasn't sure what to fully expect. I guess for the most part, I thought there would be bad acting and lots of sex. I was correct to some degree but I enjoyed it overall a lot more than I thought I would.

The scenarios were as realistic as porn situations get. I mean, occasionally, one of the chicks would HAPPEN to have a boob hanging out in front of the horny cops... But hey, it's porn. You need to expect that in one way or another. The acting wasn't fantastic (there were some awkward scenes) but the story still flowed pretty smoothly.

Now the sex: that was pretty hot. There are some f/f scenes but it's mostly male/female. A lot of it isn't just sex out of the blue. For instance, one of the girls in the film started her scene off with a striptease. Nick (male protagonist) got off from watching her then proceeded to rip his clothes off and completely ravish her. Is it just me or is it getting hot in here?

Keep in min, this is also a parody. So though it wasn't Saturday Night Live laugh-out-loud funny, it was very sarcastic in many remarks. Nick, who's the main cop for the investigation of the murder (the main conflict of the movie), is frustrated in one of the scenes and he shouts, "God, I should just quit all this! I should just do porn!" -- that was hilarious since Michael Vegas, who plays him, is actually a porn star.

Overall, I recommend this humorous. It's an entertaining parody for Basic Instinct aficionados or if you're like me - people who had no clue what it was and just wanted to watch some porn. Either way, you won't be disappointed!
Follow-up commentary
Of course I still like it! I mean, not that I've watched it again since the last time I did to review it, but it's still fresh in my head. And I do remember enjoying the movie.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Contributor: ~LaUr3n~
    Thanks for the honest review! Min=mind?
  • Contributor: faust
    nice review
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    Thank you!!
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    Very nice review!
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    Thank you!
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