Official Basic Instinct Parody by Zero Tolerance - review by sexyintexas

Parody? I Think Not

Aside from it not being your traditional parody, it is an alright movie. You may easily get lost if you haven't seen the original movie.
Nice looking actors/actresses, Good plot
Over the top moaning and spitting
Rating by reviewer:
useful review

When you hear the word parody following the title of a porn, you expect funny. This movie was not a parody in my opinion. It closely follows the storyline of the original movie and while it isn't one of my favorites, it is an alright attempt at a porn remake of a movie classic. If you have seen the original movie then you will probably enjoy watching this one.

For the life of me I do not understand why they package porn in a box big enough to get attention from someone who lives 3 doors down. It comes in a large box with a smaller, regular sized DVD container inside. The cover and back are the same on both. They have a picture of Breanne Benson and Michael Vegas on the front and the back has various still shots from the movie with a short plot explaining the basics of the movie.

The opening scene is Catherine (Brianne Benson) having sex with the rockstar and taking an ice pick to him.

Scene 1: Catherine and roommate Roxy (Lexi Bell) show us what great roommates do to entertain themselves, having some pretty steamy sex.

Scene 2: (Lyla Storm and Michael Vegas). Nick is talking to his shrink as he is being investigated for having sex with six girls on spring break vacation. I want a psychiatrist like her, they end up having sex in her office.

Scene 3: (Brandy Aniston and Ryan Mclane) Officer Neilson is seduced by a woman arrested for prostitution.

Scene 4: (Francesca Le and Will Powers) These cops get more action than most criminals, as they have sex in the police station.

You learn that Neilson is dead, and now the suspects include Beth (psychiatrist) and Nick.

Scene 5: (Breanne Benson and Michael Vegas) Nick and Catherine finally hook up in this scene, which we have been waiting for through the movie. It would be a great scene except for the music. I didn't care much for it.

Overall, I liked the movie. I was expecting it to be funny but it is more of a suspense porn. Some of the over the top moaning gets on your nerves and I really wish that people would invest in lube instead of spitting. Aside from that it made a good evening movie for me and the husband. The actors followed the plot and some of the sex scenes were hot.
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  • M121212
    It's true, it wasn't one of those funny parodies. I liked it though, not having seen the original. Thanks for the review ^.^
  • ZenaidaMacroura
    Nice review. I expected it to be funny too, considering the back cover says it's hilarious, or something to that effect, but no. And I haven't seen the original, so I was a tad confused at some points.
  • sexyintexas
    Yeah so did I. I have seen the original but its been a while. I would have been lost if I didn't remember it. It was a good movie but when I hear parody, I think Scooby or Flintstones, etc.
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