Not bad....

If you liked Basic Instinct, then don't expect great cinema here. But it has good moments and some sexy scenes.
The legs open scene, the acting is not half bad
plot really doesn't make a lot of sense, and all that moaning is just ridiculous!
Rating by reviewer:
useful review

I am not much of a fan when it comes to porn parodies. They tend to be very stupid, in my humble opinion, and are usually rife with bad acting. Because it is a parody of a classic movie, I was all set to not like it.

But the acting is not that bad in this one, and it has some very sexy scenes. I think you would have had to seen the original movie to actually follow this one, but if you did then you will most likely enjoy this one. It did tend to spiral into complete stupidity towards the end.

Scene 1 - Brianne Benson and Lexi Belle
Pretty hot to me. I am a big fan of girl on girl, and this one was pretty well done. They actually seemed to be enjoying themselves.

Scene 2 - Lyla Storm and Micheal Vegas
This scene actually did not make a whole lot of sense to me, because Lyla plays a psychiatrist who wants Micheal's badge and is giving him a hard time right up to the point that she does a strip tease for him and they have at it. Does she think he is a bad cop? Or is she just a very bad psychiatrist?

Scene 3 - Brandy Aniston and Ryan McLane
This scene shows the infamous 'beaver shot' from the original, and wow! Does she ever show him everything. That, to me, was the only highlight in this scene.

Scene 4 - Francesca Le and Will Powers
Do all cops just get naked and have sex in the precinct house???

Scene 5 - Breanne Benson and Micheal Vegas
They leave you hanging when she reaches for an ice pick and the movie ends. Does she stab him? Does she wait until he cums or just until she does? Why do the cops I see never look like these people?

I will say that they do not do those sex scenes here that seem to last forever and two days. I hate when a scene goes on so long I lose all interest and end up fast forwarding, and this one doesn't really do that.
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  • Contributor: namelesschaos
    Good review.
  • Contributor: faust
    nice review
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